gonzo

although it would be a good day out and all that,the thought of blackpool being in the premiership leaves me sickend to the fucking core! a club thats showed no ambition whatsoever since its decline in the 70's,a club that had the option in 1993 to build a new purpose built 25,000 seater stadium,but declined and club apparently with no debt to its name,but is being run by the most currupt family in england. im currently experiencing the biggest bandwagon jumping since swine flu hit our shores,as hordes of 'fans' of scumbag,liverpool,city etc all seem to have the word 'we' in their vocabulary in refrenece to the tinpot tangerine outfit by the sea. i understand what a great job holloway has done,but for gods sake,i know blokes in this town that have walked around in liverpool tops for years,but now its 'we' this 'we' that! where have you been for 30 years? if they do get promoted,watch out for me in the irish sea on a rubber dingy.

yes we did fly from gatwick to varna,but no,no,no fucking no,mad pete is not my dad! hes a very long standing mate and me and my dad have been in more scrapes through him than a fucking decorater! my dad is the big guy with grey hair and beard you will see with us every time! pete is daft as a brush,typical old skool bolton..never means much harm..but get himself in plenty!

he lost me breifly,but because of the corden we had to walk back round the ground to scotts from esl,then met up. you will know my old man mate,big grey man with short grey beard!! my mate 'daft pete' who im sure you must of come across is 5 ft 6,bald and extremly,alot of the time quite unbearable!..but funny all the same!

hahaha!!.. spot on!..hes now on 187 fights..187 knock out losses! think he should retire. if anyone doesnt know who we are talking about,he was the guy fast asleep on the telly,while in lisbon away! or was also the guy that was in the bubbly fountain in guimares,and then got twatted in the bolton end during the game! the list is endless!!

it was rumbling all around the ground after,the stand off outsitde esl,then brun fans having a do at anyone they could on scotts car park,which led to one bolton lad,getting pasting bye that fat cunt bouncer that always statnds on the barrier,his head a was right mess,claret everywhere.then it seemed like a game of cat and mouse on the car park,between police,few bolton and a few brum.. then on train back to preston,one lot of brum got on,all in there teens,mid twenties,then realised they were on wrong train got off,stupidly a few bolton on there started giving em loads and taking the piss,then they decided to attack the train! spitting,smashing the windows in,the train got delayed..because the doors werent properly shut! my mate got a nice black eye,through no fault of his own i must say! (smiffs..i think you wil know who the cdertain mate of mine is?!) all very pointless if you ask me,after just a bit of banter.likes already has been said,seems like people from the midlands are just very angry people...rememeber the lofty the lion affair?! idiots.

if i were you mate,id speak to your landlord.being a landlord myself,ive had similar things done on our property,but only for reasons other than wanting to sell. like i say speak to your landlord. and its his or hers fault the tennancy agrement has run out,not yours.they cant just chuck you out.

made it through! first tin at 9am.great day.got to take my hat off to their atmosphere,best in prem i reckon. im also rather drunk now.

was observing aob's missus more than him untill someone told me hed just walked by! just missed oc and the rest..were you on 18:54 from euston?

its 03:39am and im going to spurs in two and a half hours.this is not a healthy situation to be in.shall i go to bed? or shall i drink through? 24 hoursbender to spurs on the cards.oh hell.

haha! take it you were at the same one?! jesus christ he was piss poor! did he not just give up in the end!?

i know im being lazy! but have you any idea on what the odds are on blackpool going up?..heaven forbidd...id jump off the north pier.

frosty jack cider,2 litre bottle iwth 20% bonus extra bit,?2.89. perfect for a day out to your local town center bench.

spot on,it was under bigsams' tenurship that the whole academy project was set up,like zico said,at most of the time we had the best team we'd had for 30 years,not exactly easy to bring youth players through the ranks with the likes of okocha and anelka around. but it was bigsam who brought in all the prozone technolodgy and all that came with it,does anyone think all the methods he used(to great success)were exclusive to the first team squad? i know a lad who was at blackpool as a kid and now is at bolton(since 14),hes just made his first few appearences for the reserves,he say the facilities and trainning ground are unbeleivable,especially compared to blackpool.but all this was set up by bigsam! any youth player that may come through now,or in couple of years will be a product of the work done by bigsam. as punching above his weight with wanting a top 4 spot? why the fuck not? what would you rather do,not aspire to greatness or just resiegn yourself to mid table mediocraty? fucking nonsense. bigsam was the best thing thats ever happend to this club,and all he wanted was a bit more backing to take the club to next level.he never got a fair crack at newcastle and look where they ended up,and after inheriting a messed up blackburn,hes not doing to bad there to be honest,considering what the state they were in when he got there.and now like the reebok used to be,its one of hardest grounds to go and get anything. he left club with a sour tast,due to his relationship with the board and gartside,but for me the bloke left a hero...and set this club up for great thing..aslong as we had the right man in charge..which we havnt for a bit,but now we have.

definantly dont have frank worthington!

to be fair mate,hes got his work cut out with his 16 year old girlfriend,baby on the way and all that!,plus kris commons keeps bobbing round to mow the lawn..

has you workplace got a HR department? you can talk to them in confidence if so.

apparently burnley on the verge of playing in europe next season...via the fair play league! heaven forbidd them numpties navigating themselves around europe!

gavin mccann will be a blackpool player next season.fact.

Just think we could buy two more elmanders with what we would get for him!

your only jelous of my youthfull good looks!

always find it nightmare getting in a boozer at spurs,got in the northumberland arms a few years ago just off seven sisters,but no go past few times(think i know why!). found a tiny pub last season that was like sitting in someones front room..big couches all round the telly! anyone any ideas? not the most welcoming ground..

me and 4 blackpool whites wil be there,london euston 11am!

all you have to do is sit a cage with a gimp suit on and let a load of wierdos chuck their muck all over you.easy money i say. side tracking,i got a pohne call from the said trades hotel last year to see if i could come and put a few suspended ceilings up for them,only starnge thing being,they wanted clear see through tiles,bit wierd i thought,but works works.no problem i thought. when i got there,they wanted ceilings putting up in 'viewing galleries'! big bed rooms,with a balcony surrounding above! diddnt realy need to ask why they wanted a clear wipe clean screen putting above the beds!! just another afformation on the depravity of blackpool!

well i am a reader.and have a wife.

theres plenty of hotels in blackpool you could work in!..the trades hotel are looking for cage boy as we speak.