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Happy just send it to my address Please! With it being a rollover ??40 to Isaac. Happy, just send ??30, i will donate 25% of my winnings, for the upkeep of the board. toodle pip

Got them over the phone Today! They wanted every ticket detail & Client reference numbers of all season tickets! toodle pip

Has someone turned his Capslock off??????? toodle pip

A young man walks onto the stage of Stars in their Eyes, on crutches, with a plaster cast from his feet to his hips. Matthew Kelly Introduces him as Simon. 'It's very brave of you to come out here,' says Matthew. 'Please tell the audience what happened?' 'Well' replies Simon 'about a year ago, I was driving with my uncle when we had a really bad accident. Unfortunately my uncle was killed outright but I survived. I was trapped in the car for six hours before I was eventually cut free.' 'The doctors had me in surgery for 12 hours but they couldn't save my legs.' 'That's terrible. But I see you have legs now. Are they artificial? 'asks Matthew. 'No Matthew, while I was in hospital the doctors informed me that my uncle had in fact died, but that his legs were fine and with all the advances in medical science, they could graft the bottom half of his body onto mine. As you can see the operation was successful. I have been having physiotherapy for six months and hope to be walking fully again by the end of the year. A huge round of applause erupts from the audience. Kelly responds with: 'That's an unbelievable story. So tonight, who are you going to be?' Scroll down... Keep going this is great.... It's worth it honest..... 'Tonight, Matthew, I am going to be Simon and Halfuncle' & i dont care if it's a SEB, i thought it was piss funny. toodle pip

Just sent the wife to the ticket office for, to get 4 Adults & 8 Kid's for the Blackburn game. She phoned me from there & said they needed all the season ticket numbers, because it's 1 per season ticket till monday when they go on open sale. Can't remeber seeing that when they sent the Emails out promoting this??? toodle pip

I'm sure JJ got on the list, he was on while i was flicking through channels. They were showing clips of him to the music Trickky by Run DMC toodle pip

was at deffinately 10 of those games toodle pip

Been to well over 90 differant grounds watching the Whites. Chelsea, Colchester & Hartlepool to do, then you've got all the new Stadiums & the new comers to the League. Not too bad though, for a Manc! toodle pip

Didn't bother liddle owd Isaac toodle pip

i knock f??ck outa mine every morning, just to let them know Who's in charge!!! toodle pip

Big Sam, was asked to comment on the allegations made in the Panorama programme last night. He said "I'm not making any comments, I'm not well, I'm full of a cold & all bunged up" Toodle pip

Doesn't Fannyfarting Freda come from frodsham????? toodle pip

He runs a Convenience Store in Walkden, also has sommat to do wi the Hospitality @ the Reebok! toodle pip

No!!!!

Get a f??ckin Life!!!! toodle pip

Tell him I'll have it!!! toodle pip

Congratulations! Your general IQ score is 134. A person whose IQ score falls in the range of 129-143 is considered to be "highly intelligent". toodle pip

Can any of you horse racing no all's tell me when Arrafat is running next? toodle pip

Isaac shutyaf??ckingob toodle pip

This guy who is on the board @ Accy Stanley reckons BSA will be unveiled as the new Sunderland Manager at the Weekend. Been spouting it all morning! What'dya reckon?????????????? Toodle pip :

Tickled me did that. toodle pip

No I'm not, Stevie Wonder could see it wasn't a booking!! toodle pip

It was never a sending off offence & the F.A should've deemed it so. The f??ckers at the F.A are F??ckin tvvats for giving Rooney a 3 match ban, it wasn't even a booking offence never mind a red card! Now Scholesy's was a red though! & he deserved his. toodle pip

Colyou have PM toodle pip

I was just summising, now if she has a cock & she's a laydeeeeeeeeee well i might just be interested! Isaac ladyboy Secialist toodle pip