Andydee

The Chase had a question recently 'how long is the ball in play in an american football game? - 11min, 22min, 33min' Turns out it's 11min !!!

Company I worked for long time ago sold rubber products. Had a run of complaints about the product splitting (some even posted the evidence in!) Turned out a batch destined for China had been delivered to us in error which were smaller than the european standard BS3704.

Fancy a bit of that ... Old Engine Oil. dubtap had Thornbridge Baize 5.5% (Chocolate Mint Stout) in last week ...excellent but only got 1 pint as it had gone next time I went in.

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Save you ringing 111, probably better setting off for Preston a&e now with Chorley being shut .....or get some tryptowhatsits off Smiffs down you and stick BBC4 on for some Floyd and 60's psychedelic rock.

Aye bit of comfort food that doesn't need chewing seeing as your nashers are on the move.

Attention seeking ....as usual

Mr58's obviously not made it out of the disabled bogs!

Rosie's on her way back to Corrie to compensate ... R

Every night .. and if they ring they get left 'til after. Find I leave mine lying around these days, to the point I don't know where it is unless it rings. Could of course be age related forgetfulness before anyone else says!

Any of you lot who actually work for a living recommend best place to get replacement makita 1830 batteries. Are the online ones from ebay worth the saving?

It's sunny ...

He's planning a flanking maneuver from the sea

Has it been raining?

Hell that takes me back, chilli in the back room whilst getting pissed then driving home ...great days.

Worked for someone who bought an M5 with 15K of 'extras'. Car had pride of place in the showroom but they wouldn't put his plate on 'til he was about to drive off FET 15H. Still didn't have any indicators!

Been outside since 7:00 ..this wall won't build itself! Early lunch on the paddio in the sun.

If you get one will you borrow it? Really need a good look at our roof and chimleys and it's a long way down from up there !!

The 'blues brother' duo other week were great ...admittedly it was the end of the night and I can't remember anything after there! ..but I'm sure you'd have been at the front shaking your moves. ????

dubtap pre-match special pint, steak canadienne, chips and salad (served on a lump of wood of course) including transport to the match £7.95 ..bargain Edit: they also have a selection of proper pork scratchings

Likewise when I worked behind the bar and the women thought they were god's gift!! Edit: But hey ho if you can make someone feel good about themselves

Couldn't be further from the truth. Spider ..pocket rocket Brewery Bar ...anything candy

Barmaid in the pub just came out with 'if there's anything sugary around it's going in my mouth' .....I'll be bringing 2lb of Tate & Lyle next time!!

Singing the praises of Train Locksmiths in Atherton. Daughter's Audi key broke yesterday (spare was already broken), 10 mins and £20 at Train's she had a new 'head' part with the key cut and glass chip transferred. She's under orders to get the other key done. Then Mrs Dee gets a 'Card not Detected' error on her Megane (I know ...don't judge) and the spare, which we've never tried, also showed same error. AA were dropping her and the car off at garage when I diverted them to Train's, again 10 mins and she was on her way with a brand new key card programmed for about 1/3 price quoted by Renault. Lesson for the AA bloke as well as he reckoned it was the card reader which requires dash removal. As things come in threes we got a new yale key cut as well. PS rang Bolton Lock in Westhoughton first for the Audi key who said 'they won't supply us with the blanks you can only get them from Audi'

They still leave the green bags if you tie one to the bin, next door do it. They also had a sticker put on their black bin saying 'NO FOOD WASTE' .