mickbrown

I know, I know, but I can forgive him even that.

yup So NTL won't cut the mustard?

How do you gt that? Do you need one of thse massive dishes with a motor?

I went watching the Wedding Present on Monday and have since decided new music is generally shite and isn't written for old feckers like me anyway. As the boy Gedge said on Monday after finishing one of his tunes "Let me know when Bloc Party write a song as good as that"

Maybe if you're 12.

I can't take them seriously That middle aged drummer, pulling "I'm mad me" faces and having wacky hair just cracks me up.

Still reckon he's the best natural finisher I have ever seen.

Mark Robins? Assistant manager at Rotherham

Spot on Traf.

Before the tickets were on sale they had already said they weren't opening one stand. That pissed me off that much that I considered not going.

I went on Saturday, but it still doesn't alter my view that season ticket holders should get first go at every set of tickets. You shell out almost ??500 before you know whowe are signing or selling, you deserve first go every time - no question.

Bobcat - Knobheads called Otis dressed in red coats, shouting tally ho and legging it round the countryside ain't part of my heritage. Bollox to the lot of em.

Imagine the scene, the week leading up to the first match at the new Wembley, England v Brazil. Bloke on phone : "I've bought one of these 10 year season ticket things which gets me access to every game at Wembley for the next 10 years, but as of yet my ticket has not arrived. Could you tell me what's happening?" Wembley ticket office "Sorry mate, in our infinite wisdom, we have decided to shut the stand that your seat is in for this one match - The boss did it at Bolton once and it saved about ??12.75 in wages at the beer counter - he thought it would work well here"

Scottish - when are they upgrading broadband? And is it true about the interactive stuff?

That's the name of the record company - the album's called Take Fountain, it is already out.

Don't get NTL tv - it's bobbins. No text, no interactive stuff and 3 month delay from pressing a menu button until anything happens and if it does it tells you feck all half of the time. Bag o shite.

New Doves album - out next week, on my iPod today. The miracles of technology.

Fair enough - can't argue with that.

My arse. I'm not having that.

Might have got that one wrong , but are you telling me that ever since he did time for nutting someone, he's not been sent off once for headbutting?

He's learned that much he was sent off the other week for "sticking the heed in"

Not quite true. They are considering moving next years to a Wednesday so that Sven has a month between the last match of the domestic season and the start of the world cup. Surely it would make more sense just to kick the season a week earlier. But will the feckwits at the FA see it like that?

Pablo - "ringpiece, talking, you're, of, out, your" Rearrange - lets look upon at it as some kind of Evertonian mensa test.

Carlos - going watching Gedge and the boys next Monday - reliving my youth (again).

I'm there and I can't even sit in my own seat. Bastards.