Spider

It’s completely ruined Xmas in the spider household. No doubt it’ll all clear up just in time for returning to work

A glimmer, the faintest glimmer of hope

Fuckig Love beating gthose cunts

Parky can’t win He may as well change it as he’ll get a load of shit from somewhere or other regardless of his decisions.

If he was a games console, he’d definitely be a Spectrum

Thinking you may well have a point. Sky love a story.

Just realised how utterly fucking MASSIVE Taylor’s tits are. Proper fat mess

Don’t agree Thought it was excellent. My ten year old lad loved it

Taylor is just too good. Cunt, like, but the best there’ll probably ever be

What a fookin game this is!

I’m nervous myself. Just can’t see them fucking it up. Binged all the Black Mirrors today, fucking superb

SF will do very well next year

Us none Them some

I wrote my will at 5 o clock this morning.

I always look forward to my late evening Xmas Dump. Due to being a poorly ickle soldier, I’ve been pissing out of my bot bot most of the day.

Man down

Brandy

He’s poorly. All the best to him.

Just seen that. Shearer looked ready to boot Linekar in the face.

I don’t believe anything until Lad Bible posts it on Facebook

Great win this

Get the fucking fuck in

Giddy as fook There’s new Vic Reeves big night out on the 29th as well. I’m staying in that day.

Dunkirk is fucking brilliant.

Passports and £500million. It’s mainly bollocks. The tender was issued by the EU ages ago so actually this issue will have teeth grinding on both sides: http://eur-lex.europa.eu/LexUriServ/LexUriServ.do?uri=CELEX:41981X0919:EN:HTML