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I have watched precisely zero speeches from the oscars He's clearly a mucky rapist twat, I just couldn't understand why he was getting such a huge amount of airtime

I've never fucking heard of him But he's getting more airtime than a shooting that left 50 folk dead last week, so I've obviously missed something.

Thats nothing more then BAE overestimating demand the thick cunts

My mum still thinks every single British Asian is claiming dole whilst working for cash in hand.

Amazon have just opened a site near Blackrod that will employ 1,200 people who live in the UK Can anyone explain to me if this is because of, or despite, Brexit please?

Has Trump done anything at all yet other than argue with the media and a fat Korean? He makes Theresa May look properly busy.

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The new Noel song sounds like a Ricky Martin B side. Bizarre

Chiefs have got pace to burn. Just a question of whether the QB can hold his nerve through 20 games.

I'm watching Scotland until the NFL games kick off

Florent Laville locked himself out of his house 5 times. Each time he rang the BWFC player liaison chap to sort it out. Footballers are thick as mince

That's pretty much what I said you moonman

Absolute radio is probably the best around now. Too many adverts but they have to make it pay somehow. Frank Skinner on a Saturday morning is superb.

I implore you all to watch this. Especially from 4.40 onwards, you non-contributing product-sponge cunts

The staff are planning a massive strike. I'd avoid them if you can and go easy jet or jet2

Laim Gallaghers new album is fucking excellent. When I'm In Need is properly good.

If some of Peter Kays output doesn't make you laugh then you're just being a contrary cunt for the sake of it. Some of his stuff is a bit shit, but overall he's a very funny man. I like Warbies thick sliced smothered in butter and soaking up gravy from a casserole.

If you want posh, look no further than Gaucho. It'll test your budget.

Albert's Schloss would be my pick

Whats your budget?

Muesli Toblerone Turkish delight Lobby/potato pie/hash All utterly repulsive and unfit for decent humans

Post of the month

Nou camp is fucking eerie

Wood burners might face a crackdown, they belch out some pretty nasty air pollutants - London is getting smog again and the popularity of wood burners is contributing. Renewables have some good incentives - air source heat pumps basically provide you with free hot water.

Case in point, circuit boards used in the vast majority of combis are utter shit. Combi manufacturers know this but don't care. A condensing boiler/unvented tank is more efficient if you get the right ones. If you've got the will to do it , and the space, have a look at renewables like solar or air source heat pumps. Well worth the investment.