Jack_Daw

Secure as far as I am aware, sell and buy loads but never had a problem Big Girl City is right, always check your paypal account when getting payment to make sure its a good un

I have asked our local ASDA/Tescos if they can't have an adult only evening so we don't have to listen to all the retards kids screaming!! My list (agree with old folks out at lunch too) Fooking electric wheelchairs not the ones for the really disabled but those they hire out to fat coonts or just lazy sods who ride them round like chariots Foglamps...its not foggy turn them off pussy! Weather reports...severe weather my arse, stupid scaremongering fookers Mobile phone users meandering about or in a checkout queue!! Get out of the way you basts Road repairs up my street, does it take that long to dig a hole? School runners near me...I live in a tiny village where do all those cars come from you laxy coonts, fooking walk

Quality, made me laugh. Although showed it to a young lady in the office and she asked what happens when it gets to 0

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Sometimes I find him very funny and sometimes total shite! My ball bags don't want him near them though

Could not put it better myself. Perhaps if those in football occasionally bothered with the real world they would not make stupid comments, another reason I am becoming more and more disinterested in football

Coming from the SE it was to be West Ham for me too

Hellfire how can someone bear someone else touching their feet!!!

Bad signing, not needed and another bloody Fortune, he's always injured! Happy to be proven wrong though

Then I'm a liar then And never heard of tte other one

So am I. lets light our fire and get the roasting forks out

No one exotic for me, just Robert Rankin the author, top bloke and very funny. And Terry Pratchett and yes they have the first bit of his surname right, rude wee man

oh you mean cricket...couldn't care less Would like to know how that Warne fella does that with a ball though, as for watching crickets I have a wall, some paint and would rather use the paint on the wall and watch it dry Oh and as for the ashes, her indoors' dad's partner is an Aussie and reckons after their ashes defeat the first thing the Aussies did was work out where they went wrong and knuckle down...the England lot...mmmm book signings and other promo deals!!

Try Argos you can reserve on line too, sure we checked the other day and some had some (in Cov anyway) Best of luck

No need you already said "Scooters must be Italian and geared" I would let in Indian scooters but none of those Jap/Viet auto shit at all. That is not a scooter!

Its cricket, so not really bothered but do watch him occasionally and wonder how the fook he does it

Hang on Sittingbourne having a go at Chatham....mmm talk about pots calling kettles!!

All of them Humbug? Scrooge was far too nice

Just another one for the injury list, no steer well clear

Who really cares what a glorified comic thinks.

I assume this is Girls Aloud, watched that Ghost Hunting show with them on it, my one aim was to take the piss out of Cheryl...couldn't as she had me in stitches, hellfire she's piss funny! Mr Cole's a lucky boy, then again he's only got her to throw others off the scent...alledgedly Everytime I have seen them interviewed they seem to have the right attititude, know how lucky they are, do not act the big I am and just want to take it whilst it lasts and have a laugh. Not sure on the one from Yorkshire though, bit of a Klingon and the Irish one has her eyes on the side of her head (not that I'm ever going to be Mr Wonderful)

One thing whys it alway fecking father to blame, women do it too (ok not as much but lets have the PC bullshite working both ways) Ex Single father and proud...never got any cash either and didn't want any of the cheating lying cows money either. Girl at work though is struggling like mad and what do the CSA do...nowt, say they can't. Its a useless body and taking away passports etc does exactly what? Easy to sort, take the money from source only when told to. If two parents agree then leave them well alone. All I ever heard the CSA do was tae more money from people who already paid not get money from those who didn't pay. Another useless money wasting government body, this lot are as bad as the bloody tories but try to pretend not to be tories!

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The one I want says Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die For some reason the girlfriend won't get me it for Xmas...wonder why? Here it is, this site has some other goodies too! http://www.shocktees.com/product/tshirts/f...0056/index.html

You have to be kidding, no thanks, rather visit the local sheep farm