The Norpig

It's like licking your mum out. It tastes the same but its just wrong. Not for me.

Tragic. Awful news. Thoughts are with his young family.

Deserves another ten games at least.

What’s the pub of choice.

Zero shots on target but a brilliant atmosphere. Shit season over. Time to get wankered.

Anywhere at the Eight Bells for alfresco boozing?

What's it to be then; Crabtree or Eight bells?

How much have you bagged on Seville then ?

I know that Davies goes missing a lot in games but on the ball driving forward he's the best we have. Would be happy to fuck the lot of 'em off and start from fresh but I don't want to be stuck in league one abyss for more than a season. Pratley is too crab like in possession.

Really? I must have missed that.

Dobbie is very poor mans Klasnic. If he takes a pay cut then he can stay for me. Need Wheater and Davies. Pratley is garbage but gives us legs in midfield. I like Danns when used right. They all must take a wage drop.

In. Down Friday, back Sunday. Hopefully decent weather. COYWM

Yes It's class. I've played the one in Euxton. Will definitely play again.

This one?

Reet. Be in from 10:30ish

me +1. Probably last chance to go for a while too. They'll get relegated next season and we'll come straight back up, obviously. Which boozer before the game?

...I can't wait to renew my season ticket. It's been fucking horrible for the last few seasons. It can't carry on. I started watching wanderers in the 3rd tier of football and i've been lucky enough to see them play some of the biggest teams in Europe. We may have the worst team in a long time. We maybe f'''ing skint, but we can have best fans. Bolton till I die. http://youtu.be/xuqI7yid3ew

The Piano Bar around the link is pretty good for live music. Bar man is sound, tip well and he'll serve you first every time and probs send the drinks to your table. In Flamingo there is a Mexican bar that's all you can drink for 20 dollars. For pool parties, Bare is decent at the Mirage. Most birds have their tats out. #bareYourPair Yama Sushi is decent all you can eat near the mission centre. Casino's near the link are cheaper minimum bets, down town is cheap but pretty rough. Luxor and the one next to it is fairly cheap too. Enjoy!

Split from my mrs. Moved back in with my mum & dad. Despise my job. Massively skint. Optimistic about the whites and saw the birth of my baby girl. Best year ever! ***I'm not being sarcastic either.

I'd be up for a coach trip.

Why the frig Sordell can't settle in Bolton but can in Burnley. Money grabbing nemo c**t.

They must be good, he's a doctor.

I'm thinking about getting some beats in-ear headphones. Are they any good?

He's got better every week. Not sure if he's any better than what we have. Great goal though.

Having an affiliation with Reebok for so many years meant it was acceptable to go the Reebok route. The traditionalist in me wishes it was Burnden Park. In the grand scheme of things it's happening everywhere now and has been for years, 'The Emirates', 'The Ethihad' etc. Its part and parcel of the game now. It's all about the money.