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Parking Wanker
Park your car right up behind it and fuck off abroad for a fortnight
- The Oc
- Giddyup
- Bob Marley
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If I Had Three Bullets.
Fat bird who sneered at me, wife and kids in M&S when we were following woman who tickets almost out of date food.
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Oddest Place You've Ever Knocked One Out
Overdale
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Allardyce
Mentioned OUR long ball tactics twice in his post match interview
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Noise Pollution
Kick the door in then his face
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Ugg Boots
In this country theyre retailing at about ?220 for certain styles, went to New York, Ugg shop, same boots ?100. Still feckin expensive but how do they live with a hundred plus mark up??
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How Did You Come Up With Your User Name?
Because im a w*nker
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If You Were On Death Row
Pot Noodle- (chicken and mushroom) and a tin of diet Dr Pepper.
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Fat Men Are Shit Parents
What if you are a fat fudgepacker? Are you buggered?
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On The Dulux Colourchart
sounds like singing stand at Reebok
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Cruel Fcuker's
Ive seen thee, no fecker would chance touchin your miffy
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Funny Names Of People You Deal With At Work
My Nan's cousin was called Pearl Button "cousin" fnarr