Ok I'll set the scene, an advice greatfully received!!

 

New tennants arrived in the apartment above me a couple of months ago and since then it's been hell. I work from home and get thumping music for hours on end during the day also the middle if the night sometimes, and then when their part time daughter comes round it's like having a herd of rhinos up there, which again can last hours at the weekend!

 

I have complained to management company who have sent letters and got in touch with the owner and I have now got the council involved.

 

Last time I did complained to a neighbour about music a few years back a guy opened the door with a knife, so not keen on a repeat!

 

Any one got any further advice??

Make a diary of the events, just so you've got a log when your contacting council etc.

Ahhh yes started that..... However they said I can only use data from when they send me the official diary form-bloody pathetic. I've been doing it 3 week!!!

I think you need to go up and, without losing your temper, explain to them why you think their noise levels are unacceptable. They will either apologise or tell you to do one. If the latter, remain composed; it would be too easy to launch him at this point.

 

THEN you make a complaint to whoever hears such stuff. THEN you make a diary and, if possible, recordings giving dates, times, etc. Speak to your local council for further advice.

Or, go up, knock on the door and, armed with a set of pliers, cut all the speakers off the wires, power leads can be cut at both ends. You'll get much more satisfaction.

I remember many yeras ago I was on nights and I couldn't get to sleep because a neighbours lad and his mate had music on full belt, I went and asked him to keep it down a bit as I had been on nights and wanted/needed a kip, as I got back in bed "boom boom boom" went the music. I got up went round with a pair of scissors and cut the plug cable off right at the end then he couldn't fit a new plug, sorted.

move HTH

Thanks SJM but as I have been there alot longer than them and I probably wouldn't be able to sell with that racket going on, I don't think moving is an option!

I remember many yeras ago I was on nights and I couldn't get to sleep because a neighbours lad and his mate had music on full belt, I went and asked him to keep it down a bit as I had been on nights and wanted/needed a kip, as I got back in bed "boom boom boom" went the music. I got up went round with a pair of scissors and cut the plug cable off right at the end then he couldn't fit a new plug, sorted.

 

Before you try this at home kids - don't forget to pull the plug from the socket first

 

I had a nightmare noisy neighbour (rented) for 10 long months, so i understand how you feel.It only ended when the landlord had the house reposessed and the tenent got evicted.Then the building society sold it to someone decent.

Piss through their letterbox.

PS it's a flat, not an apartment: you're not on your holidays.

petrol and a unlit match throu letter box with note next time i will light the fucker .....workes a treat did it with an x bird once next time i saw her said have you got a fire extinguiser yet

Spread the word that he's a sexbeast.

order shit loads of junk mail from various places and keep getting things set to his flat, pizzas and alike barrage them morning noon and night, sign up for gay newsletters to be sent to his house and stuff

Spread the word that he's a sexbeast.

 

 

I noted the irony of you posting this below a comment by LW.

order shit loads of junk mail from various places and keep getting things set to his flat, pizzas and alike barrage them morning noon and night, sign up for gay newsletters to be sent to his house and stuff

 

Mon's reet

 

Get onto every website you can and get a catalogue ordered or any free shit they'll send out. Hair loss clinics, impotence advice, sexual health stuff, AIDS that sort of thing. If there are any documents you can order online that give advice to potential paedophiles then that should help.

 

efinitely get every double glazing company in the north west round, quotes for plastering/building work (they might twat him for timewasting). Give crimestopers a call and anonymously mention that you've seen him taking fertilizer and loads of wires into the place. Social services might like to hear he's claiming.

 

He might not shut up, but it'll be a laugh listening to him complain about the constant stream of people to his door.

Buy a Boney M greatest hits CD, and play at full volume when he is asleep, that would have me packing my suitcase in minutes.

 

 

Kick the door in then his face

I'd covertly key his vehicle. Once it's repaired, supersoak it with paint stripper. Once it's repaired slit his tyres. Finally, hack off his petrol cap and give him a nice kilo or two of sugar. The fucker will be skint soon enough and be forced to move on.

Rent a PA system and blast out grindcore at full volume.

Wait until they're asleep, then twat the shit out of your ceiling for a few hours. They'll get the message.

Invite loads of people round for an all-weekend party and beat the fuckers at their own game.

DP

Edited January 24, 20215 yr by Traf

Oh, and shag their daughter too.

 

 

Their daughter is about 6 so will give that one a miss!

 

Just been confronted by the said neighbour and tried to have a civil conversation and explain that their music/noise was too loud, but he quite simply denied it which I find astonishing and tried to blame it on other people!

 

Anyway was then told I was a fcuking arsehole for complaining to management company and council!

 

News on the positive side, he did say they were moving out in a couple of weeks - so just waiting for the horses head on the doorstep.