me............. because I am a reformed character

This has been done to death but I'll play

 

Because I love jazz mags

This has been done to death but I'll play

 

Because I love jazz mags

 

 

i'm new on here

Because I'm from Tonge Moor and I'm female...

Because I'm from Tonge Moor and I'm female...

 

 

 

you're from fuckin bury

Live in Abergele, and my fave team plays in salmon.

I was sat at my PC naked, looking around for inspiration, when I looked down and noticed the rim of my bellend.

I eat flies

dunno

 

think Ani of Casino came up with it

 

cant remember why

A minor incident with a Brum fan hilst I was minding my own business in Manny Road Stand.

Edited November 29, 201015 yr by no balls

Fave player as a kid

Preston fan

me............. because I am a reformed character

 

Im sure I know you!!!

Because I'm a scruffy sex pest.

Well on my first holiday abroad, I had a holiday romance in Spain. He was called Paul !

Because im a w*nker

I love David Lee me

Because I used to drink gallons of Stella

Because i'm a cripple and my wheelchair is fooked.

you're from fuckin bury

 

I'm another of WW's Border Control obviously failing the area you live in

Some call me Didle's

Some call me Dee

I use it on the net

and on the PS3

 

It was one day in september

I can't really recall

Standing at the bus stop

With no one at all

 

Across the road

Was a panda and a flea

I shouted what's your name

They were Didle and Dee

 

So I thought for a second

And then it clicked

I'm having that right there

And now I'm Didledee the prick

 

The above was a lie

I got it whilst in school

Me and my mate

Were the classroom fools

 

Didledee is what we said

Didledee was how we was known

I've had for 10 years

Can't see it being outgrown

How old are you again James?

I don't wanna say

Some call me Didle's

Some call me Dee

I use it on the net

and on the PS3

 

It was one day in september

I can't really recall

Standing at the bus stop

With no one at all

 

Across the road

Was a panda and a flea

I shouted what's your name

They were Didle and Dee

 

So I thought for a second

And then it clicked

I'm having that right there

And now I'm Didledee the prick

 

The above was a lie

I got it whilst in school

Me and my mate

Were the classroom fools

 

Didledee is what we said

Didledee was how we was known

I've had for 10 years

Can't see it being outgrown

 

Oh my giddy aunt!

Some call me Didle's

Some call me Dee

I use it on the net

and on the PS3

 

It was one day in september

I can't really recall

Standing at the bus stop

With no one at all

 

Across the road

Was a panda and a flea

I shouted what's your name

They were Didle and Dee

 

So I thought for a second

And then it clicked

I'm having that right there

And now I'm Didledee the prick

 

The above was a lie

I got it whilst in school

Me and my mate

Were the classroom fools

 

Didledee is what we said

Didledee was how we was known

I've had for 10 years

Can't see it being outgrown

 

 

never ceases to amaze me . its like some boyz to men lyrics eh diddles .

 

p.s has anybody ever actually met or seen him ?

 

or is this the best wind up since keyser sosse .