Mr Magoo

Is it little witt they are after.

Happy new year you gobshites

You fat bugger, diet next year then.

I am out, my body is a temple, and i aint fat like you lot.

Upside down night match then.

Staying in, couple of the other halfs relatives coming down,, Buffet and lots of beer. Balls to going out getting ripped off at every pub.

Middle row, right one she is pretty.

Dirty backward bastards.

Thank you, i have forgotten how to make a roux, i shall go and google it.

Chicken, ham & leek pie, recipe suggestions please, and before you say it, i have the first bit. Do i need to make a sauce to put in it.

I fed mine to the dog's.

McDonald's never fails, and you might get lucky.

Now that is sad, or did they not have a table.

Never met you but keep safe and a merry Christmas to you and everyone else who is there.

Merry Christmas you gayers.

I am in with Stella, 24 cans lovely.

Bloody wet here in Devon, Sand bags out buckets ready, fecking rain piss off.

I AGREE

Ive decided no gravy on mi chips.

This is getting abit weird .

Eating what, or who.

Is that what Spider does a weekend's, which one is he.

That is fing BAD

Hes only a virgin when it comes to women, animals and men i am not sure.

A fluffer is a person employed to keep an adult film star aroused on the set