Mr Magoo

He was always in the same place, opposit the 2 lions, (town hall), he used to get some shit, poor sod.

I remember the guy in Bolton toen centre, i think he used to sell the BEN, can not rememer his name, was it Brian. Seem to remember he had a shit death ??.

Very funny dick head

Seen that loads of times, puts a bitter taste in ones mouth.

I help alot of african projects, thats the way to go for me.

My point, all over the place, and the genuine ones are all grouped with the snakes.

Bollocks to them, every one can get help, they choose not to, and you 2 abusive smart arses can kiss my nads.

Balls to them, go get a job or go home, and the bloody dog eat it when you get hungry. IIs a no from me.

She would do well working on the train's.

She needs to feed you better food, jam buttys, Divorce her

Not saying i would do that, i wouldn't want to suffer the aftermath.

Dont by anything, and stop being a wimp.

Not nice to watch.

I have 2 steak puddings for tea tonight, will i get the trots.

I switched from British gas to Scottish power, (on duel fuel ) British gas could not match them. Saving approx £500 per yr.

You can now pull up your trousers little fella.,

I am at tne bollockest stage, bed soon, if i can get up stairs.

Shes on all fours as we speak.

Lucky bugger, enjoy

Young Ones and Bottom, you dirty bugger.

Spoke to soon, hail, high winds , lightning, power down twice all in 15 mins, the world is ending hide.

Looks like you northern monkeys are in for snow tonight/ tomorrow.

Bang Theory, that is brilliant.

Bet her arse is cold.