Everything posted by Mr Magoo
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Alex Hammond
But would they be happy to bang you ?
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Sian Lloyd
I cannot stand that woman, her voice does my head in, the wet cow.
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Your Mug
I have the mug & t Shirt, never use them.
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Jobs That Aren't Real Jobs
by the inch
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Power Naps
Fcuk NASA, i am off for 40 wink,s.
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Tv Tonight
Going off your Avatar, was it a chimp's tea party.
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Power Naps
I have a power nap every day about 3 for an hr or so, wake up ready for the evenings entertainment.
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Fiery!
Looks like Rebecca Brooks has done a runner. 45 sec in.
- Rocky 4
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Eye Sight
Rub them with a Balloon.
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You Horwich Types
If i lived up there, i would have a go at that one, nice little resto project.
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Tonights Euromillions
Feck off it's my turn to win.
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Boats
75 will be good, 4 stroke, but you will find it cheaper buying a 50, still fast for that size of boat.
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Boats
Leave in the water as long as the tide is in . Anti-foul the hull your fine, Engines depends on what you have.
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Boats
I only use my one on the sea, so no licence required,Insurance £300 per year, Mooring's £500 per year that's for a 21ft boat.
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Boats
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Kids Kill Lamb In Rivington
As they were out camping, i wounder if they had mint sauce. http://travel.aol.co.uk/2012/07/31/teenager-kills-lamb-wartime-bayonet-camping-trip/?icid=maing-grid7|uk|dl10|sec3_lnk1%26pLid%3D120230
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Friday Joke
A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back. He says "What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair
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Friday Joke
I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin, 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. I thought to myself, they've lost the plot!!
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Friday Joke
The Grim Reaper came for me last night, and I beat him off with a vacuum cleaner. Talk about Dyson with death.
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Double Glazing
I find most of them to be a right Pain.
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Murder In Bolton
Dids is a black belt you no.
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Them Sandwiche Fillers
spring loaded or memory foam.
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Them Sandwiche Fillers
We are in a recession and all that.
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My Favourite Irish Person
Frank carson