DazBob

I once watched a clip of a group of women writhing around on a tiled floor being sick on each other, eating the sick and rubbing it all over their bodies. There's probably a name for it that The Gonzo will know, but me being all vanilla it did nowt for me. Just saying.

#shitfan

Rumour has it it's more of a roflcopter.

Wil you have your semi-erect penis at the ready?

Of course they do. We've all done/said things in the heat of the moment we shouldn't have. That bloke at Posh last season (posted on here I think), for example, was absolutely fuming during that game and was shouting stuff at Bogdan. There was a bit of a commotion as other fans took exception to what he was saying. I didn't agree with him but ultimately he was doing it because he cared and that's why he lost the plot at the time. I had no problem with him after that. Waiting around for an hour outside a ground, getting your phone out to film it and then fucking uploading it to Youtube for the whole world to see doesn't strike me as very 'heat of the moment' though. All it's served to do is make us look like a laughing stock to anyone who has seen it. If that was Wigan fans bawling at Coyle we'd all be pissing ourselves laughing at it.

Ok then, I therefore find it disturbing that some of our 'fans' happily stand side by side with a Brighton fan who is calling our manager scum. Someone should've told the shit-stabber to shut his mouth.

Whether he's nails or not doesn't make it any less cringeworthy though pal. Edit: And the fact that whoever uploaded it has now removed it suggests they are a tad ashamed of themselves. To question his management and his tactics is one thing, but to personally abuse him and refer to him as 'scum' is a step way too far.

She's got a cracking top bum, but alas keeps it under wraps far too much. Selfish bitch.

If I wasn't already in a league then I would do mate. Mind you, the way things are going we may be dropping out soon so if that happens I could be available in the coming weeks ... for the right signing-on fee of course.

Knight, despite not playing in the last couple of games, is still shit. Trouble is Wheater is shit and Mills is shit. Dougie's got the unenviable task of trying to find the least shit combination. The whole team needs to accept responsibility. The fact that we're so easy to score against doesn't just come down to two players.

1-1 Bedsheets out, in-fighting in the concourses.

Di Canio will always do a decent job in the lower leagues, working with sub-standard footballers who know they'll never be as good as he was. It's a deifferent ball game though when it comes to managing millionaire prima donnas.

So, if I've got this right, what started out as a kickabout at the JJB has turned into the formation of a team that will play in a league at Manor 5s? Fair do's and good luck, but I am out.

Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh dear. Just watched that. To say it's embarrassing is huge understatement.

LBM is a cunt. JSL.

I'm liking how they're seeming quite smug and are patting themselves on the back by coming up with such a genius idea.

Or gay old men snogging and sucking one another off. We especially love them.

That mutt might think twice next time before fucking with Skippy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL63ryR_4iU

I like Dougie. He talks a good game and he talks a lot of sense. I really want him to succeed. Trouble is though, for all his talking, it's a results business. I appreciate the club is on it's arse financially and that, going forward, we'll have to look at bringing in younger players and take a punt on those from lower leagues .... however, I'm more concerned about the here and now. We've got a squad of players who should NOT be winless and bottom of the league. Whether that's down to him, the coaches or the players, ultimatley the buck has to stop with him. We need to start producing on the pitch not for 15-20 minute spells at a time, but for 90 minutes. For the time being, in Dougie I trust. Let's hope the season really gets going with a win tomorrow. COYWM.

Georgie Bingham? I actually don't mind her. For a bird she seems to have a decent knowledge of sport and actually gives her own opinion rather than what she's read and/or been spoon fed. Anyway, rules is rules. She's no oil painting and this is the nicest pic of her out there. She looks like a lezzer on most of the other ones. Not sure if she is or not.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/24164191

Will happily play in a friendly/one-off but not interested in starting playing in a team as I'm already in one.

After I've knocked on out, my hand usually smells like I've been eating Quavers.

... and iirc (I ised to watch it back then) he had Man Utd posters on his bedroom walls. So, it was either very sloppy and poor thinking on their part... or actually quite clever of them, displaying him to REALLY be a not-right.

Better hope no underage dogs play this then, otherwise they'll think it's fine to go round bumming other dogs.