BOWTUN BAKED

No Surprise that you're years behind! Have you just noticed it now? After tonight's attendance was slim?

Fair play for the turnaround. Amazing what 3 midfielders can do to change things

That's an insult to Temu!

Predictable. So, so predictable. Why oh why is there only 2 midfield again? So, so predictable

There's some beltin' boozers there now to be fair.

There's tough fixtures coming up after the international break. If it's to be done, it has to be now. If he's still in place ... season's over by Christmas.

It's a tenner in a Uber

Somebody! Who shall remain anonymous. Nearly missed our first potential goal because he was too busy looking at my crotch!

Pathetic

Better odds than the lottery! In

There was no slipping about those tit's or nips, cracking pair of top bollocks. She knew exactly what she was doing! Great advertisement for the pub.

Piss poor from the club! Over 5k to fill, loads of reasonably priced coaches, plus a decent old skool football special put on ... But no Committed to about 400 on k&f's ... brilliant

I'd rather that shite writer on Burnden Aces got it before him. Especially when he only turns up when things are going to shit! That & also he looks like a poundshop honey monster

& that, as they say ... is that! There's no coming back from that shite. 4 bout at home against a team struggling to be what their fans are expecting also. TTFN

Can Neil take the Trust with him?

Or we could go back to 4-2-3-1 The move that got us promoted from league 2, certainly have the personnel for it

Odds on Evatt going?

First train of many! COYFWM! See you pisscans & not rights in that there Laaaahndan!

That's a great signing for Stockport! Definitely a major upgrade on the Fat prick. I hope Morley's loan deal works out for him & ultimately us. He hasn't kicked on as well as I'd hoped, his development seems to have stalled, hopefully regular minutes will do him good. Can still Vic going unfortunately, which is a shame as he's looking fitter & better than last season, also had a good preseason. Probably an unpopular prediction but I can see Dan doing alright this season if he plays left of a front 3. He's not an outright forward but think he could be handy further out wide running at defenders rather than his back to goal.

Pay on day announced?

They're definitely not your usual Lonsdales!

He wasn't shit when he took over from injured Baxter, folk forget Baxter's back line was also injured!

Oh no! When I opened it, there was that much mold, it jumped out & ran across the kitchen tops! Proper upset, it was a cherry one, my favourite! Took months of counselling to get over it!

That time I forgot about the yoghurt at the back of the fridge & it went out of date!

Relax everyone We'll piss it. EI EI EI O ...