Morizio

We’re you there then 🤨

Did you! Is it a Bacup thing, water under foot and all that 😲

Is that like a dwarf grandad homosexual porn link or something 🙈

What’s this unwritten rule thing that White and McManus have been going on about?

Ah! Sorry. Thing is you guys with the M names all look the same 🤣

Did your interest in aviation evolve from an interest in the rail network? 🤓

I’ve been to Benidorm on a stag do for a long weekend and never slept in my own bed 😎

I think that the level of offence will be a consideration in relation to the pause in action. FIxed penalty notices are pretty much down the pecking order when it comes to disposals.

That’s the line that I heard as well. Interesting times. In my opinion we’ve got a wrong un in charge and he should go immediately. The country is far more important than any individual, private club and political party.

Mentioned in The Times summary on Spotify this morning on the daily drive that the Sue Gray full report is going to be damming.

The Fail showing it’s shit rag qualities.

Took me a few goes to understand that but I do now 😄

Stocks and rotten vegetables hurled at you

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've got bad news for you - you've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it". The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc". The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis". The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion". The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice". The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease". The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money that way. No need to opelate!" "Oh, Thank God!", the man replies. "Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

A few Ukrainian soldiers are in the UK being trained on using then armoured vehicles being supplied. As per the BBC.

Did he see the Chinese doctor?

Not the best news I’ve read https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-61161529

Hypothetical but I think that it would be very interesting watching and listening to the busted mattress defend himself whilst being prosecuted in front of a jury about if he misled parliament.

Some secret with a tin foil door🤣

What’s a speakeasy? Fuck, I’m well behind the yoof and street chat

Piss but I put him a bit of lime in it to mask the taste

Just been made aware of a fire in the town centre. BN states it’s at the former bar McAuleys.

Terrible news Some very strange people about taking joy in a story that’s still wet ink.

Rather entertaining for an end of season mid table clash. Two committed teams with a bit of niggle to it Well done super whites. Yeah

Does it work the other way?