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I'll kick us off... Jos? Mourinho. "We've never had a manager who knew how to handle the press. Can you do football management as well?" Phil Brown. "You're shite at Hull, what makes you think you'll be any better here?" Mark Hughes. "Expectations were so high at Citeh, how could you stay motivated when the target this year is just 40 points?"

You have got to wonder why people like that go to football !!! I take my girls along to football when we can (mainly away games) and I'd stop taking my girls if that happened to me regularly. However it wouldn't stop me going and FB69...... "Don't let the buggers grind you down".

Have you ever seen the Monkey and Orville at the same time ?

I predict van dubry of humpadink will score at some stage 'cos he's got a silly name. HT 1-0 (SKD) FT 2-1 (Taylor & VDOH see above) BTW.... On 5live sports extra.

Grand Utter Cunt of the Card?

I suspect they would get fewer injuries training and playing for us!

I have a crap memory but hasn't he scored two from inside the 6 yard box and one from Klasnic which would have gone in anyway ??

I think Zola will do fine when the unrest in the board room is sorted. However I suspect that if we pile on more misery tomorrow he may jump ship. Which I think would be a shame, as I think he tries to get the team to plan football. But playing football in a dogfight doesn't get you any points.

I'd go a smidge further and say that he's done well. The team seem to play well around him and want to get him involved which is always a positive sign.

Megson will go all defensive in a "Shit..... best not lose this one then !" way. They can't score and we can't keep a clean sheet.... so 0-1 (Franco) 1-1 (SKD) Megson thinks.... we could win this.... 2-1 (SKD after Lee and Klasnic came on after 75 minutes and tore them apart). 3-1 (They have given up and Matt Taylor fires home a free kick from 30 yards out after Green gets his positioning wrong. Again)

Bolton 6/5 !!! Double your money time :-)

Fair shout that Sluffy. Let's see how his mood is at 9am on Wednesday. A loss to West Ham gets us right in the shite but a good win shows that he probably can keep us up again !

Do you know something we don't ??

Someone raising their profile before the January window !!!

Just said similar to the wife! Judas !

shocking kit though.

Huh! Must have to stay in the De Vere this week !!

And I quote from their own match report... " thrilling game" "a memorable game" "one of the most exciting games of the season" Yet we have a crappy 0-1 from Man U and a hanging on 0-1 from Spurs..... Now fair shout on the leaders getting a 3-3 being top billing but come on........ Rant over

Top Point !! A win on Tuesday should get us out the bottom three. Those three points dropped at Wolves look big now !!!!

There's a bloody Wiggin flag on the page and the random git I clicked on ("Adam") is a Manc ! It's a spoof !

My Gooner boss has booked us all for a few (a lot) of bevvies as the Arse let him buy tickets for the Tuesday. He got an email today saying it all depends on the West Ham game !!! FFS It's not that complicated is it ?????

Confirmed as Tue 5th.

Aren't Everton just 3 points above the drop zone and having a -ive goal difference not that dis-similar to ours ??? Moyes Out !

Maybe the cameras are there to see the fax which says that Torres is joining us in January ?

Having seen MOTD for the second time, not being a fan of Megson, and coming out with the clich?s but here's me shoving my bit in..... I think we were unlucky not to get at least a point. Lee and Klasnic look like they will win games for us but not if we ship 2 goals every game. I have no problems with bringing in the "old regime" players if it gives a kick up the arse to the new arrivals and gets them to do something with their "potential". I'm no fan of Elmander either but if he keeps scrambling the ball home he'll do for me. Right now we need to get through December and the hectic Christmas period, where injuries and booking start to kick in, with as little disruption as possible. We have a better bench than some teams as at least they are a squad who play together (at times). Megson..... find us a new defensive coach NOW and a QUALITY experienced defender to run the back line and stop the leaks. My bit is finished and I reserve the right to change my mind at any stage especially after next week. Zola Out !