Rudy

Wanted to be a F1 mechanic as a kid, when I got older I realised they were madder than the drivers

Argentina mate get on it , fuckin lawless that place

I’ve been to Brazil, it’s fuckin mental. Same as Argentina. Loved going but wouldn’t live there

Even the valeters

Ferrari are miles off. Not even the car but the mess behind the scenes. Merc are successful because of such a strong behind the drivers

Used to work with a Filipino lass and their culture blew my mind. She still had a husband and kids in the Philippines she was just working to send money back, apparently that’s quite common. Gonna see if I can send our Maude to Brazil for work whilst I chill here

They’ve set the precedent with their salary cap.

Carragher said Liverpool need to go big in the transfer window Preston hide your players

Fuck that, your kid can borrow my Reading playoff final tape instead 😂

AT A CANTER

Aston Martin don’t make bad looking cars

Rest Ice Compression Elevate Ice pack on it for 20 mins a night, bandage support on it, keep it up when you’re resting Nasty injury to have and the one all sports medicals hate.

The most deceptive leg injury. Hate treating them

City’s last 0-0 was against United in December

Aye I’ve read the reviews

96th minute screamer to win us the league

Ahh my mistake

She knows her points on improvement

Once had a bird who tipped pop rocks in her mouth then gargled me like mouthwash Quite underwhelming really

Fuck that I’m waiting on a bottle of red

Bald with glasses?

Williams reminds me of Campo but I can’t explain why

Just as well, you being Cheese n’all

Some streaming channel some anti semites set up to show Disney films and family bollocks

Lad I went to school with used to sneak into swan lane mill and rob bags of it 20p for a handful