Rudy

Our final ball has been poor today

Pitch is like an Indian wicket

Stop being a fanny

I reckon there would be enough room to twirl a cane inside her minge. Serve you spam for breakfast

If you consider that music you need to give your head a shake

Deffo mate

Curiosity got me I thought huh I wonder what Mastodon sound like FUCK ME Dont you ever dare criticise someone’s taste in music again. The nerve.

Bet she drinks pints and smokes camel cigs Proper lass

Filth

Bald Geldof

Been nominated for the Balon D’or

Snow leopards are the new donkeys

After you squeeze that watermelon sized sprog out of your fadge me and you are gonna have a fight. I’ll punch your face off of your face

That’s enough about our first date

There are some right grotty holes on it, but if it’s near a tube stop to London, throw on another £200k

I know they’re very experienced and highly trained but do you reckon there’s a little moment when they step out and they let out a little squeak

“Yeah we’ve really struggled to buy one we truly like”

Oh it’s different when they’re winning

They might deserve it but they ain’t getting it and the sheer idea is fuckin delusional

He’s right. They were shit in the 90s and I doubt they’ve got better Chasing rainbows, go and chase cars on the 61

Just as well because Browny isn’t great live. James however is always a top gig Listened to Kings of Leon new album today. Ffs lads get back on the heroin

Why does he need money, all his players are products of development and Klopp could get a conference side into the Champs League

Same with football coaches, go to these great cities and then get asked what’s it like? Err well the hotel was nice

Love South America, it’s brilliant a complete different way of life Yeah she said there’s no money to be paid so a lot of people turn to selling drugs. Manny Pacquaio is like a god there because he broke away from tradition and became the Philippines poster boy