Dimron

Some Monkeys Have Eaten America

I know someone experienced in jet flying who watched the Shoreham display, said to his pal when he saw the Hunter at the top of the loop "if he doesn't roll out he's a gonner"

Agreed about the taste bit... I don't actually need the alcohol because I don't drink enough to get bladdered these days... two pints tops usually, it's just having that glass of beer in the evening helps me unwind and if it helps keep my "it's in the fuzzy zone" blood pressure down no probs. Just joking about being miserable, I'm always a dour bastard

"No aircraft my fly over or within 1,000 metres of an open-air gathering of more than 1,000 people..." Civil Aviation Authority

Post flight check... Toilet rolls? Used up 😀

Had my MoT a couple of weeks ago... cheeky mare told me my body was like it was 70 years old... pissed me off until the wife reminded me I was 70 ☹️ ... but I want tobe younger. Got the usual bollocking about units... so I agreed to give Guinness Zero a try....everyone will tell you I've been a miserable bastard ever since

They were very strong and quick to move the ball last season... don't know what tehey're going to be like without Skubala... As you say, never take anything for granted

Keep Gale wide... I'd be telling him to run the line and keep putting the ball on Dalby's head

I was reading an essay t'other week speculating that the degradation in our democracies is linked to the loss of literacy caused by our use of phones. Modern democracy expanded as literacy and the ability to read pamphlets increased in the population. Now it has all become visual... as long as it looks good on screens it doesn't matter what the actual content is and Trump is a master.

Probably more in Middlesborough the way they're carrying on... and not one immigrant amongst them

Good point... most sports are played out in the head, needs to find a home, no doubt we'll take a financial hit on this one

STUBBSY For that MOTD interview after beating Blackburn 😲 See other thread

STUBBSY For that free kick against Villa Other thread next ☹️

Randall struck me as another Kachunga. Both players have obviously been extremely well coached in their early development, both able to find space on the park with good movement and understanding... BUT unfortunately lacking that 6th sense "Worthington-esque" talent when it comes to the final touch. Not saying he is untalented but more of a "manufactured" player. From the start I could see he was too lightweight and would lack the necessary stamina for League 1, needed to get onto the weights.

There's a prison cell come free... BBC NewsConvicted Bosnian Serb war criminal Mladić dies aged 84He was jailed for life in 2017 for genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity during the wars in the ex-Yugoslavia in 1992-95.

Sasa Curcic... two faced Serbian twat See t'other thread

Sasa Curcic for that goal against Chelsea See next thread

Glacial collapse is the latest theory... we're just like swarming little ants in Mother Nature's eyes

He'll be posting complaining the Devil doesn't do an "early release scheme" next

Mate has a bikers interflora business... delivers to every lamp post in the country

I'd donate only if the procession goes the wrong way down the A1 while a couple of loaded tank transporters are coming t'other way

That was what I was worried about. Happened to me once on the A14... old girl coming head on at 8 am in the morning... thankfully the police got her off the road before the inevitable but bloody terrifying. Shoul tik tok be liable? They are a publisher

BBC NewsM9 crash: Vigil takes place for four people injured in Co...It is believed the injured family were travelling to the airport to go on holiday when the crash happened.

First game of the season, at home, full house, local derby, higher league... bring it on. Be interesting to see how we fare against an established Championship side

Jason Arday Why do I keep thinking of Icarus?