Sweep

My dad has a Yaris and he loves it, a great small car. Mrs CWP currently drives around in one of the new Mini's, whihc is also a great little car

Hot Weld and Cornish Rebel both e/w

When and where doth it run?

BANG ON AS WELL

you or me?

Gerrard has scored 11 goals this season (7 league, 3 europe and 1 in the league cup)

Probably, but aren't you and NB an item now, so she can go as your "other half"

actually, upon reflection, I don't think I have

I'll bet you've shagged worse, I know I have

I think the idea is that TSO is willing to sell his second hand one for a lot less than that........................

we heard you the first time

on the edge of his own six yard box, he shouldn't need a warning from other players, he should know to play safe and put it put

Bugger, didn't do anything

That is the funniest thing I have read for ages

Hell Yeah Brother

Cesc finished well down the field. Phoenix Tower absolutely p?ssed it

Get your food delivered direct to your home via those nice people at Opodo (Waitrose). It certainly saves mixing with the riff-raff

As most pensioners don't have jobs to go to, then why not restrict them to shopping only between the hours of 02:00 and 05:00 - that way they don't get in the way of us normal folk. It also has the benefit of making sure they are only on the road when most decent folk are tucked up in bed. As soon as people reach 60-65 they should be forced to operate in "nocturnal hours" so we don't have to be infuriated by their slowness and acrid stench

what about Beryls bunnions or Cecils corns?

I know, I can hear them. It also annoys me when they try and poke their heads around the curtain to see what's going on.......the stewardesses should be given cattle-prods to keep the plebs and their germs out

I also hate those idiots who always seem to think it appropriate to try and start a round of applause when the plane lands..................buffoons the lot of them

I'm pushing the boat out today: Go on be a Tiger ?2.50 win @ 5.7 ?7.50 place @ 1.79 CWP = High Roller

so you wouldn't then?

What about those pesky RSPCA officers who still claim it is unsuitable for a man to have a relationship with a farmyard animal?

2:0 to the Wanderers (Anelka & Diouf)