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Remember one time i had a massage, dozed off during it and was drooling through the gap where you put your face Anyone been to the massage place above Tobutt sports on blackburn road??

Funny at half time, was having a chat with anewman and others, and some balloon came over and started saying "im gonna run on the pitch towards the crewe lads for a tenner", "and do a bovver off green street when i get there". cringeworthy. not a clue who he was, never seen him before. incidentally, he was the one who was doing most of the singing Had to leave at about 70mins, was back on the m6 before the match had even finished

westhoughton is the best ive been to your right about astley bridge, its probably the worst but its the local one.

Stick a wways gazebo up

Them New Yorkers on the bridge, proper workmen, none of this PPE shit you see banded about these days

Memory serves me right, Thwaites is the bitter on tap Very good chance we'll have a turnout for this. Have to support Egerton though as it just a couple of miles up the road.

Chose him cos " he had the biggest head " Near that mcds and kfc too on ordsall lane, poor cunt was only 5 mins walk from the city centre and granada studios etc

4th August - they're looking likely to cease on the 10th august ( http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18977953 ), and looking at their pre season fixtures, it'll be their last ever home game against us Who fancies it? From one side of the coin, you'll have the pessimists saying its a friendly, long way to drive for a friendly etc etc, but then again, its the last ever home game for a club who a lot of lads on here will have took a hiding off, been there during our dark days, good memories of the little back streets, or been watching us there when we got the draw to qualify for Europe And if worst comes to the worst and the match doesnt go ahead, its a good day/night out on the piss Whos in?

I'd give Coyle £5m to fuck off Buy about 100 pairs of adidas trainers Get super pissed for about 5 years Double Balotelli's bar bill in Ibiza, and then buy some page3 models the rest id just squander

Doesnt take a genius work out the truck lost control, hit the barrier on the left, went left, went right then topeopleed over on to these poor bastards in the audi on a day trip

Selfish cunts arent they people who do that. Bet that truck driver still has the moment from the point of impact flashing over in his head. Not often you see them Highways Maintenence doing anything, but i bet they wish this never happens on their shift

Poor cunts were probably still inside the Audi when you drove past it, never seen an accident as bad as this and dont think i ever want to either

Fucking cunts who cant read road signs annoy me. Clearly says left hand lane is roadwords, all traffic in right lane. What does some fuckin cunt in a micra do, stays in left hand lane then just cuts across. I usually get 2/3 road rage incidents a day if im out all day

Sorry to salford original and smiffs, wasnt really expecting any replies to be honest and been tied up all day (NB likes her bondage), only just got chance to come online now. Never mind, theres always Pompey

The bear...

Could have been more awkward,could have been a red

Brilliant

There isnt many times he doesnt speak sense TBH

Can you choose what era the musics from? Bet you'd be a dab hand at Absolute 80s

If its too good to be true, it probably is

heard they were outnumbered heavily too, seems like munchengladback havent had much luck against english sides recently eh

Car going up wednesday afternoon and back after the match if anyone wants to jump in.

haha i wouldnt have a clue why you do either mate

thene eventually drive back when the jobs done. unsure if that would work out cheaper on fuel mate, it'd save time, but whether it'd be cheaper dont know. got to think, you've got to get to and from both airports. plus in your own van, you've no one to annoy you like there would be in an airport.