May 16May 16 10 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said: Bloke came into my local saying he was selling eight legs of venison for £200 I said that's too dear I asked him for a pound of venison, he told me he only served kilos. Okay, I'll have a pound of kilos instead
May 16May 16 Two cannibals eating a clown One turns to the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”
May 16May 16 Went in the chippy yesterday and asked for a fish. "Certainly Sir, it won't be long" I said "It better be fat then"
May 16May 16 Do you remember Funny Feet? Do you remember Yellow Pages? Do you remember dialling 1471? What was all that about?! Edited May 16May 16 by Cheese
May 17May 17 13 hours ago, Traf said: Peter Kay is writing all these down. Amateur Eat Tommy Cooper's dust pal 😀
May 17May 17 A bald cat gets on a bus and doesnt pay. Driver shouts "oi cat where's your fucking fare"
May 17May 17 Author 4 hours ago, batton carrier said: A bald cat gets on a bus and doesnt pay. Driver shouts "oi cat where's your fucking fare" Nope - no idea about this one. What have I missed? 😁
May 17May 17 6 minutes ago, kent_white said: Nope - no idea about this one. What have I missed? 😁 Fur.
May 17May 17 Author 9 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: It’s a shit joke thread. It was shit.😊 I think it might be better not typed out! 🤣
May 17May 17 12 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: It’s a shit joke thread. It was shit.😊 My shit keeps coming out like chips.... went to the doctor and he cut 6 inches off my string vest
May 17May 17 1 hour ago, royal white said: Have wasps Rugby Team got a B team? Went into the pet shop and asked for a wasp "We don't sell wasps" "You've got one in your window"
May 18May 18 Human Cannonball dies in tragic accident at Billy Smart's Circus. "It's terrible" lamented a distressed Billy. "We'll never get another man of his calibre"
May 18May 18 Took a girl to a French restaurant on our first date. She had frogs legs and chicken breast . lovely personality though
May 18May 18 1 hour ago, fatolive said: Took a girl to a French restaurant on our first date. She had frogs legs and chicken breast . lovely personality though Waiter, do you have frogs legs? Oui Then hop off to the kitchen and get me some soup in the basket Edited May 18May 18 by Dimron
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