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Shit jokes

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10 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

Bloke came into my local saying he was selling eight legs of venison for £200 

I said that's too dear

I asked him for a pound of venison, he told me he only served kilos.

Okay, I'll have a pound of kilos instead

Two cannibals eating a clown

One turns to the other and says “Does this taste funny to you?”

Clown got sacked by Billy Smart’s Circus

He's suing them for funfair dismissal 

Went in the chippy yesterday and asked for a fish.

"Certainly Sir, it won't be long"

I said "It better be fat then"

 

Peter Kay is writing all these down.

Do you remember Calippos?

Do you remember Funny Feet? Do you remember Yellow Pages? Do you remember dialling 1471? What was all that about?!

Edited by Cheese

 

 

13 hours ago, Traf said:

Peter Kay is writing all these down.
 

Amateur

Eat Tommy Cooper's dust pal 😀

A bald cat gets on a bus and doesnt pay.

Driver shouts "oi cat where's your fucking fare"

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4 hours ago, batton carrier said:

A bald cat gets on a bus and doesnt pay.

Driver shouts "oi cat where's your fucking fare"

Nope - no idea about this one. 

What have I missed? 😁

6 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Nope - no idea about this one. 

What have I missed? 😁

Fur.

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1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Fur.

Ah! 😁

3 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Ah! 😁

It’s a shit joke thread.

It was shit.😊

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9 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:

It’s a shit joke thread.

It was shit.😊

I think it might be better not typed out! 🤣

12 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:

It’s a shit joke thread.

It was shit.😊

My shit keeps coming out like chips.... went to the doctor and he cut 6 inches off my string vest

Have wasps Rugby Team got a B team? 

1 hour ago, royal white said:

Have wasps Rugby Team got a B team? 

Went into the pet shop and asked for a wasp

"We don't sell wasps"

"You've got one in your window"

I used to work in a pet shop, but I got sacked for having my hand in the Trill......

Human Cannonball dies in tragic accident at Billy Smart's Circus.

"It's terrible" lamented a distressed Billy. "We'll never get another man of his calibre"

Took a girl to a French restaurant on our first date. She had frogs legs and chicken breast . 
lovely personality though 

1 hour ago, fatolive said:

Took a girl to a French restaurant on our first date. She had frogs legs and chicken breast . 
lovely personality though 

Waiter, do you have frogs legs?

Oui

Then hop off to the kitchen and get me some soup in the basket

Edited by Dimron

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