1. Was spotted in the Dorchester Hotel last week talking with David Davies.

2. A mate of mine who is an estate agent says that Sam has made enquiries about a number of properties in Jarrow.

 

any more.....

3 - he likes a drop of ale

 

PB

3 - he likes a drop of ale

 

PB

 

Thats not a rumour, I think we can call that a fact

3 - he likes a drop of ale

 

PB

 

4 - He's partial to the odd pie or 6

5. He's Sammy Lee's real dad.

6 - as a child he raised a small army of ants, which then emigrated to Spain and are still alive and well today

 

PB

7 - in the 80s & 90s he appeared in a number of Porn films as an extra

McCain are giving his head the glad-eye for the next 5 years worth of their oven chips.

7. He speaks fluent Latvian and was at one time suspected of being involved in the plot to assasinate Kennedy.

OK, make that 8.

What about that shoplifting charge?(allegedly)

He has African ancestory,and almost played for Nigeria in the ACN

What about that shoplifting charge?(allegedly)

 

 

Well he does have scouse blood!

He is in fact Captain Dobey from Starsky and Hutch.

He was raised by evil bloody thirsty Walruses

He once played the front end of a cow in the pantomime 'Jack & The Beanstalk'

he was at some services oop int north east!

His dentures are crafted from pieces of the True Cross

His midwife was dyslexic and as a result he shits through his ears

He once met the the Pope and asked if he was actually a Catholic.

He goes dogging with ST round Rivi Pike.

Big Sam took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the Big Bang.

He is the Stig.

He is the Stig.

 

Tofting in disguise?

phil gartside is his brother and sam used to kick fcuk out of him when he was a kid

 

double fact