Dodgywheel Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shi.t out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fooking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 30. Geeks never have to beg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy cummers. 11. People in the 70's couldn't cum unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!) 16. Double penetration makes women smile. 17. Asian men don't exist. 18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shi.t out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth. 19. There's a plot. 20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite her by giving her a gentle slap on the butt. 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. 22. Men always pull out. 23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fooking the both of you. 24. Women never have headaches... or periods. 25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind her to "suck it". 26. Assholes are clean. 27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned. 28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers and find a cock there. 29. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip. 30. Geeks never have to beg. Yeh yeh,but in the REAL WORLD only number 9 is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 very funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Are these the results of a controlled scientific experiment, Dodgy? Just asking like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 21. Nurses suck patients cocks. Missus Breightmet is gonna be homeless after her shift if this is true, her dogs are better fed than me too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Special One Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 I discovered that I have a huge cock and am a great shag compared to those wannabe actors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgywheel Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 Are these the results of a controlled scientific experiment, Dodgy? Just asking like. If by controlled scientific experiment you mean :- controlled = Locked in the bedroom scientific = clean hands and a box of tissue experiment = Owning more videos than Softies hard stuff stocks No, i don't know what your talking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyacky Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 also when a man cums it dont squirt out like toothpaste or is that just me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 pee funny those lot, 7 of them are true in real life. i have a number 6 every night, cos i married one. its like ordering at the chinky chippy- can i have a number 6 tonight please..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 pee funny those lot, 7 of them are true in real life. Which 7 then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Which 7 then? ner ner ner ner ner. thats for me to smile about, ill trade you information in return for the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter HomerJay Posted November 22, 2006 Site Supporter Share Posted November 22, 2006 ok... 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10 & 13 your turn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 ok... 2, 3, 5, 7, 8, 10 & 13 your turn... congratulations HJ- you have successfully matched 1 answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 2,5,20,29 & 30 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bea Smith Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 2,5,20,29 & 30 better than HJ, you have matched 2 answers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 29....nailed on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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