Roy Hartle

 

Ian Greaves

 

Dennis Stevens

 

Just to give it a BWFC flavour.

 

Glad I didn't put money on mine!

Fidel Castro

Muhammad Ali

Kirk Douglas

Can't believe I've not got a single one either.

 

Castro is in his 80's and has been looking like death warmed up for the last 10 years, Ali whilst probably only about 70, also looks like he's about to pop his clogs at any minute as well, but has managed to last all year (thus far) - the most annoying is Kirk Douglas though, who is now 132 years old, and has been around forever. I'll be keeping all 3 of mine for next year, when I expect to win the full sweep by Easter!

Heston's place is going to Jade Goody.

 

Not sure whether to keep Robson or not.

 

I've already got her along with Wendy Richards and Seve Ballesteros. Get your own fcuked up celebs

You've got Seve and Goody?

 

They must have been late additions then.

Anybody got Harold Pinter ?

Eartha Kitt?

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7799852.stm

Interestingly, none of her obituaries mention what she's more commonly referred to.

 

Wonder if "having an Eartha" will die with her. RRRip.

 

Colon problems as well, oh the irony.

Didn't say I like the bloke, but anyone that stands up to that terrorist Mugabe has my backing on that issue. If Zimbabwe had the oil Iraq etc has, we'd have been in their like Flynn

 

Seeing as how Hain was instrumental in getting that bastard Mugabe his gig in the first place Jules I reckon you need to reconsider (or research) this one.

Anyway - it's got to be:

 

1. Sir Alex Ferguson.

 

2. Patrick Swayze.

 

3. That tosser who plays Colombo.

 

What do I win?

I'm changing mine. I was working in Rochdale yesterday and found out that Sir Cyril Smith is still alive. I therefore pick him as my banker for "Dead by the end of 2009"

That'll be a big coffin.

I pity the pallbearers.

That'll be a big coffin.

I pity the pallbearers.

 

On the contrary. I have a theory:

 

Just like handicaps in horse racing, I reckon the undertakers ensure that every coffin weighs exactly the same. Different, heavier, woods or maybe lead inside the box.

 

My reasoning behind this theory is that, having been a coffin bearer on more than one occasion, it seems not to matter how big or small the deceased was, it'll still weigh a f?cking ton and a half!

 

Thus, Cyril Smith's coffin will be made of balsa wood filled with helium to ensure that it still only weighs in at one and a half tons.

Cyril has lost a lot of weight if you can find any recent pics !

Which adds to my theory.

 

The undertakers have told him there's no way they can get the job to below one and a half tons and so he must lose three tons prior to dying.

I'm changing mine. I was working in Rochdale yesterday and found out that Sir Cyril Smith is still alive. I therefore pick him as my banker for "Dead by the end of 2009"

 

 

You are having me on Micky? That fecker can't still be alive? There's just no justice.

Still alive. Google him.

Still alive. Google him.

He was on TV a few weeks back. Now he's lost all that weight, there's enough skin for three people.

RIP

 

Freddie Hubbard

 

http://news.google.co.uk/news?hl=en&q=...=1&ct=title

Roy Hartle

 

Ian Greaves

 

Dennis Stevens

 

Just to give it a BWFC flavour.

 

I changed it for 2009.

Roy Hartle

 

Ian Greaves

 

Dennis Stevens

 

Just to give it a BWFC flavour.

I hope the other two don't read this messageboard. They'll be shittin it