Smiffs Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 In 1937 I predicted World War 2. In 1949 I predicted the Korean War In 1990 I predicted the Invasion of Old Trafford In 2007 I predict a coup in 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest squidgy66 Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 In 1937 I predicted World War 2. In 1949 I predicted the Korean War In 1990 I predicted the Invasion of Old Trafford In 2007 I predict a coup in 2008. You predicted a soup in 2008. Stop mucking about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobcat Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 f*ck em... over the past few years close on a 50% pay rise... do they prevent crime no... they react to crime after it has happened... go and get a real job...cunts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest as Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Anyone had the e-mail asking for 'your support'? If they hadn't been treating football fans like sh?te for years, then maybe they'd get some sympathy. Instead, they're a bunch of whoppers who resort to socialising with each other coz no f?cker else can stand them They do a great job at standing around at the football, scratching their arses, whilst earning decent overtime pay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 f*ck em... over the past few years close on a 50% pay rise... do they prevent crime no... they react to crime after it has happened... go and get a real job...cunts... Care to comment on their pension rights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
globaldiver Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Care to comment on their pension rights? Notwithstanding Early retiirement Great pension Hardly ever solving a crime etc The Govt agreed to go to arbitration, lost and then wouldn't accept the recommendation. Bad form, bad losers and no integrity. Time to go, time to go, f off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 The amount of money generated from folk doing 33 in a 30 has dropped this year. So there is obvioulsy less in the pot for them once they have paid for their big fcuk off retire at 50 pensions. Here's a thought, nowt to do with this, all that nose candy that gets confiscated, do they dish a bit up at their Xmas do's? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 If they go on strike, get all the ex miners to take over the policing, and we can wave our money at them on the picket lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 13, 2007 Author Share Posted December 13, 2007 Do you get to wade in and knock shite out of them though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulman Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 If they go on strike, get all the ex miners to take over the policing, and we can wave our money at them on the picket lines.beltin' idea. and when all them poor policemen form picket lines, send in the miners on horse back and knock shit out of 'em. justice at last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I wonder if they will get Pea C and Ham soup, in the soup kitchens, when the strike kicks in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Balls to the coppers. Hardly underpaid are they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 I hope they do go on strike, then the Army will be called upon to uphold the law of the land, just like every time the wind changes direction and the firemen sh?t the bed. You'd see some fun then. My personal approach to this, should it take place, is that there is no juvenile delinquent or petty criminal who would not be cured by a savage and prolonged beating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 14, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2007 I hope they do go on strike, then the Army will be called upon to uphold the law of the land, just like every time the wind changes direction and the firemen sh?t the bed. You'd see some fun then. My personal approach to this, should it take place, is that there is no juvenile delinquent or petty criminal who would not be cured by a savage and prolonged beating. Wooooooooaaaaaah there soldier boy. Your lot love playing firefighters every 25 years or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 Wooooooooaaaaaah there soldier boy. Your lot love playing firefighters every 25 years or so. if the coppers go on strike will they take their patrol cars with them, like the firmen do ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 if the coppers go on strike will they take their patrol cars with them, like the firmen do ? i can just picture Mag's patrolling the streets of leyth in his tank mowing down any scrotes he doesn't like the look of! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted December 14, 2007 Author Share Posted December 14, 2007 When I set up the Republic, it will be like that every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggie Tate Posted December 14, 2007 Share Posted December 14, 2007 "Then, at a little past 10 past 11, Lance Corporal Maggie Tate, blessed with local knowledge, emerged from the top of his Warrior Armoured Personnel Carrier and saw that they were approaching the town hall square. Without a second's hesitation, he let a burst go from his General Purpose Machine Gun and called in mortar support from neighbouring Tyldesley. Two Javelin anti tank missiles were fired straight into the crowd of drunk layabouts from an address in Royal Pennington registered to a Mr Smiffs and within an instant, Leigh had been rescued. 'Good arrows Ste,' said Tate down the radio. The streets flowed with toxic blood, broken glass and cheap Netto cider. Two weeks of similar activity and Leigh was like the Garden of Eden, and they all lived happily every after." Leigh Reporter 27 Feb 2008 Phew. I've in on wanking amnesty because my Missus is back from working away tonight but that might be the straw that breaks the camel's back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted December 14, 2007 Site Supporter Share Posted December 14, 2007 if the coppers go on strike will they take their patrol cars with them, like the firmen do ? I don't think that'd happen again. Word has it Rupert Murdoch bought all the green goddesses after the last stike and has scrapped them all. If there's another National Fire Service strike (which I doubt) the army will take our equipment and fire engines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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