Big Sam says to Little Sam is that the queue for the dole office over there...?

I'm rubbish at these. Were's that link to the Mackem's site? There's bound to be some corkers on that Allardyce thread now.

 

LIL SAM: Its a good thing we have practiced this routine now we are out of work. Are you okay for tonight at the BARNSTONEWORTH WORKING MENS CLUB? Fucccck Ant and Dec! It's the 2 SAMMIES!!!

Its fun to stay at the Y M C A

 

 

Little Sam to Big Sam 'Weve got each others trousers on'

I'm rubbish at these. Were's that link to the Mackem's site?

 

 

 

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/index.php

"Get your lighters, ten for a pound"

 

Big Sam says to Little Sam is that the queue for the dole office over there...?

 

 

little sam is saying 'who has nicked my false teeth'

 

TAXI FOR 2

Big Sam "Oi, this little bugger's nicked my suit"

Big Sam "Oi, this little bugger's nicked my suit"

 

She knows you know.

 

Is this the way to Amarillo?!

http://www.readytogo.net/smb/index.php

 

NUFC has got a Pokemon style "Gotta Catch 'Em All" thing going with those involved in the bung scandal. We just need Harry to complete the set.

 

FAT SAM TO LITTLE SAM: You can stick your positives up your arse !!!

Fat Sam; Sammy, hold this tape measure, I am measuring for a new letter box, these envelopes are getting bigger

big sam, oh thats fartside's wife over there in the crowd,

 

little sam, fcuk off fathead she's mine now.

 

LSL: That's a BBC camera looking up there for further evidence, boss.

Edited January 11, 200818 yr by Superwhite

Them geordie fuckers over there will hate me in a few months

Why's the camera man behind BSL wearing welding goggles?

Big Sam, Ref, That lad in the North Stand lower is calling me a bent fat fooker.

 

The much awaited new version of Madnesses' "baggy trousers" video turned out to be a dissapointing flop on every level.

The much awaited new version of Madnesses' "baggy trousers" video turned out to be a dissapointing flop on every level.

 

This will take some beating.