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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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What's Your Pub Snack Of Choice

Bacon Fries?

Scampi Bites?

Pork Scratchings (if so, which brand)

Nuts - salted, cashew, roasted, etc

Quavers

Any Walkers crisps?

 

Or more traditional like Crab Sticks, etc from the bloke who sometimes pops round the pubs in his seafood van*

 

*does this still happen?

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scampi fries - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovely

Yep, great taste and smells like youv'e had a great time. Bargain.

 

Handling elastic bands as well.

Like Heroin, quite moorish.

 

which bit,nuts,ale or crisp.

 

never tried heroin so i wouldn't know.

The blokes selling seefoods etc used to come into our local.

 

Twas always a riotous giggle when one scallywag asked 'owdo, have you got any crabs on ya cock'?

 

Carry on.

 

 

Once bought a tub of jellied eels just to see what the attraction was. I didn't see what tthe attraction was! In fact, if I never taste another jellied eel in my life it'll be too soon! They are shite with a capital SHITE!

fook that, kebab from the raz o'er road, and back to mi seat

Salt and Viniger walker's.

whelks

 

well, not in a pub but all the same

 

as for pork scratchings, only if theyre rock hard

 

them slimey wet ones aren't right

Pork Scratchings? There's some weird folk on this site.

They look vile, I really can't imagine eating them.

as for pork scratchings, only if theyre rock hard

 

them slimey wet ones aren't right

 

Agreed

 

I stopped eating them after one too many moist ones...

 

Small and crispy.... :good:

i can think of nowt wrse than fried pigs toenails

proper fat lads thread this one

i can think of nowt wrse than fried pigs toenails

 

Bottom of the bag is good!

Or more traditional like Crab Sticks, etc from the bloke who sometimes pops round the pubs in his seafood van*

 

*does this still happen?

 

now that takes me back to when I lived in Southampton. They'd always come round with seafood stuff so fresh it were wriggling. In a bevved up state I'd invariably have some, forgetting that I'm allergic to a lot of that shite, and then at 3.30 wonder why I've woken up in a pile of my own sick. Again. :nea:

Two which have already been mentioned, the crackers and cheese with 2 silverskins and wasabi nuts :good:

i can think of nowt wrse than fried pigs toenails

 

Made me think of it in a different light for about 2 seconds then

 

You can't beat a good "hog roast" :blink:

In a bevved up state I'd invariably have some, forgetting that I'm allergic to a lot of that shite, and then at 3.30 wonder why I've woken up in a pile of my own sick. Again. :nea:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Now fcuk me, that made me laugh.

Pork Scratchings? There's some weird folk on this site.

They look vile, I really can't imagine eating them.

 

they are disgusting - the ones they sell in my local still have fcuking hair on some of them!

Roasted peanuts for me

nice and simple

Once bought a tub of jellied eels just to see what the attraction was. I didn't see what tthe attraction was! In fact, if I never taste another jellied eel in my life it'll be too soon! They are shite with a capital SHITE!

 

Used to enjoy Pepperami's, but now they just give me chronic heartburn.........

Bacon Fries?

Scampi Bites?

Pork Scratchings (if so, which brand)

Nuts - salted, cashew, roasted, etc

Quavers

Any Walkers crisps?

 

Or more traditional like Crab Sticks, etc from the bloke who sometimes pops round the pubs in his seafood van*

 

*does this still happen?

 

You dont know how much you miss the simple things in life, until you cant get anything. Of all ten bars in my sleepy little hollow there is only one that sells crisps. Plain or Dill. FFS.

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