T-Mobile are dogwank. Official.

 

Though I admit the call centre staff up in Greenock are really nice. And a few know mates/family of mates up there - which always makes conversations quite intimate.

 

You get your money's worth then kid?

Edited July 11, 200818 yr by Big City Girl

T-Mobile are dogwank. Official.

 

Though I admit the call centre staff up in Greenock are really nice. And a few know mates/family of mates up there - which always makes conversations quite intimate.

 

Their network coverage is very, very poor, hence why I want to leave them.

 

 

Our contract phones are with T-mobile, I think we're up to 6 handsets or sommat with about 30 billion combined minutes a month for sommat daft like ?150, free 'internal' calls, and the difference in service between what we get, and joe public gets is amazing.

 

they ring us up to suck us off.

 

Cheap as chips tariff, decent nokia phones that do just that, phone folk up (aside from the blackberry thing they sent me which was dogshit and has been mothballed to site) and decent enough coverage.

You get your money's worth then kid?

 

Aye. Funny when a total stranger on the other end of the phone knows someone you do..... pardon the expression, but she bent over backwards for me last time I was on!!

 

 

decent enough coverage.

 

Hmmm, I have to disagree. I can walk from the living to the kitchen at my mum's and the call cuts out. On Long Lane you can drive passed the running track and calls always cut out (using a headset ossifer), there's feck all coverage in the dip in Darcy. Went to the Lakes once and had no coverage for almost a full week (would have been a full one, but it all kicked off and we came home early!!!). Go to the gym on Manchester Rd and no coverage in the changing room there, and quite often intermittent in the main gym area (def no coverage underwater in the pool - oooh, that was me throwing in a quick pun)....... basically, I've been caught with no coverage on plenty of occasions now with T-Mobile that its gone beyond a joke.

 

But the package of ?180 of credit each month for about ?24 is the bargain of all bargains and something we've lived with for sometime now.

Edited July 11, 200818 yr by Smiley

Our contract phones are with T-mobile, I think we're up to 6 handsets or sommat with about 30 billion combined minutes a month for sommat daft like ?150, free 'internal' calls, and the difference in service between what we get, and joe public gets is amazing.

 

they ring us up to suck us off.

 

Cheap as chips tariff, decent nokia phones that do just that, phone folk up (aside from the blackberry thing they sent me which was dogshit and has been mothballed to site) and decent enough coverage.

I'm with Smiffs on this one (except they can't really suck me off)

Our contract phones are with T-mobile, I think we're up to 6 handsets or sommat with about 30 billion combined minutes a month for sommat daft like ?150, free 'internal' calls, and the difference in service between what we get, and joe public gets is amazing.

 

they ring us up to suck us off.

 

Cheap as chips tariff, decent nokia phones that do just that, phone folk up (aside from the blackberry thing they sent me which was dogshit and has been mothballed to site) and decent enough coverage.

 

I'm with Smiffs too, er indoors was on T-Mobile, got a signal and good reception anywhere, now on 02 and she has to stand in the middle of the lawn to make a call when at home.

feck it, I'm getting one with a big f?ck off aerial then!

I'm with Smiffs too, er indoors was on T-Mobile, got a signal and good reception anywhere, now on 02 and she has to stand in the middle of the lawn to make a call when at home.

 

Look on the bright side, though.

1. Birds won't land on your lawn.

2. You don't have to listen to her going on about whatever women talk for hours about.

now on 02 and she has to stand in the middle of the lawn to make a call when at home.

 

Thats not all bad news then.

Whilst we're on about mobiles.....

 

Doris gets about 500 hours per day on her contract, and 3 texts a week.

 

What does she do when she wants to contact her mates?

 

F?ckin text tennis.

 

I ask ye.

 

 

If that isnt enough to make me shake my head in a 'what the f?ck goes on in that head of yours' kind of way, the thing 'beep beeps' every minute for about an hour, which is one step away from white noise after a few minutes.

Thats not all bad news then.

 

 

hmm, except when I need a beer out of the fridge, I can at least ring her now....

Phones. For fcuk's sake.

I got an iphone about 6 weeks back.

 

It's sh?te. I have an ipod and no c?nt rings me on that either.

 

It breaks a lot.

 

Get a Sonyericsson instead.

Phones. For fcuk's sake.

 

What he said.

 

With great big f?ck off bells on.

Look on the bright side, though.

1. Birds won't land on your lawn.

2. You don't have to listen to her going on about whatever women talk for hours about.

What do they go on about?

What do they go on about?

handbags, shoes, shopping, washing powder, ironing, manicures, mens willys, puppys, kittens and flowers (not always in that order though)

handbags, shoes, shopping, washing powder, ironing, manicures, mens willys, puppys, kittens and flowers (not always in that order though)

How do you know this?

handbags, shoes, shopping, washing powder, ironing, manicures, mens willys, puppys, kittens and flowers (not always in that order though)

 

That's only when a man is in earshot.

My missus rings her mother and sisters every Saturday neet (usually a good thing when t'Premier League is on). Her record is six and a half hours. Six and a half fooking hours! What do they talk about? Inane drivel mostly. Passing in and out from time to time to bleed the hose, 'baked beans are only 29p at Morrisons!?? They're a dollar twenty nine here!' 'got a gorgeous top at Molly Muckscuttles. Ten quid in t'sale' Oh, I nearly forgot - hour upon hour of 'yeeesssss' and 'hmmmm'.

 

Honestly lads, you are better off not knowing. Mind numbing dross at it's tedious best.