Spider Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 As a resident of the Rivington area, may I say what an exceptional pleasure it is some evenings to see f?ck-ugly people staining the greenery when I'm out walking the dog. Saw one couple recently in broad daylight making no attempt to hide their hideous half naked torsoes from view next to a fairly busy path. My dog went and had a sniff and they barely flinched. If you are, or know anyone who is a dogger, please pack it in. Unless you are Kiera Knightly lookalikes. I can barely bring myself to pull my night vision lenses on sometimes.
no balls Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 As another resident of the Rivington area, do as I did. Knock on the car window and tell them to f?ck off and shag somewhere near where they actually live! You see, I don't really get why they come up here as I thought the point of dogging is so folk can watch or join in. Then may I suggest they go to highly populated areas then. Dirty, Dirty Bast?rds, every last one of them!
Spider Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 As another resident of the Rivington area, do as I did. Knock on the car window and tell them to f?ck off and shag somewhere near where they actually live! You see, I don't really get why they come up here as I thought the point of dogging is so folk can watch or join in. Then may I suggest they go to highly populated areas then. Dirty, Dirty Bast?rds, every last one of them! The temptation to whizz a stick covered in dogsh?t at them was almost too much. From what I can gather, some go in transit vans so we have to stand on tiptoes to see what they're up to the filthy tw?ts.
no balls Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 The temptation to whizz a stick covered in dogsh?t at them was almost too much. From what I can gather, some go in transit vans so we have to stand on tiptoes to see what they're up to the filthy tw?ts. I saw a camper van once. I think that's just cheating, actually having a mattress must be against the rules, surely.
Spider Posted July 14, 2008 Author Posted July 14, 2008 I saw a camper van once. I think that's just cheating, actually having a mattress must be against the rules, surely. The local authority think locking some of the car parks will help. It won't. They'd be better off sending knife offenders round picking up the full wellies these miscreants leave lying around. In my day, you wiped whatever was left on a dock leaf and bade good day.
Sweep Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 From what I can gather, some go in transit vans so we have to stand on tiptoes to see what they're up to the filthy tw?ts. some of them have tinted windows as well, so you have to go right up and press your face against the glass to see what depraved acts they are indulging in, the perverts
Sweep Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 In my day, you wiped whatever was left on a nettle, because I'm kinky like that, and bade good day.
Underpants Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 As another resident of the Rivington area, do as I did. Knock on the car window and tell them to f?ck off and shag somewhere near where they actually live! You see, I don't really get why they come up here as I thought the point of dogging is so folk can watch or join in. Then may I suggest they go to highly populated areas then. Dirty, Dirty Bast?rds, every last one of them! Getting some silly moo who they don't know banging on the window is exactly what they do want.
no balls Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Getting some silly moo who they don't know banging on the window is exactly what they do want. I can assure you my attitude is not what they want. They want voyeurs don't they, not nasty bitches threatening to let their tyres down and nitroglycerin in their fuel tank before they can get their trolley's up.
M G WHITES Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I can assure you my attitude is not what they want. They want voyeurs don't they, not nasty bitches threatening to let their tyres down and nitroglycerin in their fuel tank before they can get their trolley's up. Jesus NB you do feel strongly about this dont you, can you see then from your palace up in them hills?
Traf Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 It's simple. Once you've finished watching the videos you've made of them, pass them on to the police.
no balls Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 Jesus NB you do feel strongly about this dont you, can you see then from your palace up in them hills? See them? They leave their used johnnies for my gardener/handiman to clean up. It's just rude! I'll set the dogs on them one of these days!
Sweep Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I'll set the dogs on them one of these days! that's probably what they want, the sickos
no balls Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 As long as they've had their nails clipped. They don't look the type of folk who have manicures, to be honest.
Sweep Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 As long as they've had their nails clipped. I prefer them to be a bit longer myself, but each to their own I suppose
Traf Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I prefer them to be a bit longer myself, but each to their own I suppose It depends on the breed.
Guest as Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Dunno about dogging...but it's a decent place to get your end away if you're scared of taking her back....as your bird might find out
Sweep Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Dunno about dogging...but it's a decent place to get your end away if you're scared of taking her back....as your bird might find out It's probably you that NB goes up there to watch.........
no balls Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 It's probably you that NB goes up there to watch......... How very dare you! TBH, most of those freaks are on the more mature side. They're mainly the rovers & volvo type of folk as opposed to chav vehicles with lights underneath and euphoric music blasting out.
The True Marple White Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 (edited) What a quality thread!! Im crying with laughter here! Edited July 15, 2008 by The True Marple White
Gumbo Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 crying that you have been caught you dirty little man!
Smiffs Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 How very dare you! TBH, most of those freaks are on the more mature side. They're mainly the rovers & volvo type of folk as opposed to chav vehicles with lights underneath and euphoric music blasting out. You taking the piss again? I dont do dogging anymore.
trigger Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 As a resident of them there hills also, i had forgotten what fun it is to stumble across 2 sometimes 3 sagging gout riddled arthritis struck giffords when out walking my flesh hungry cross breed of a hound and accidentally let him off the lead and watch him piss up the nearest varicose veined leg! eh! summer! love it!
revdishydave Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 this is disgusting, despicable, outrageous does anyone have directions
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