nope the best chat up line is: 'Nice eyes.......................can i bum you?'

 

my mte tried it on 5 wimmin in bolton 1 night and only 1 of em slapped him.

Do you want to come to my house and watch a porno?

Fancy sharing a bag of cheesy wotsits

 

*this isn't a message to smiffs.

I've got a gimp mask that'll fit your head, wanna come back and try it on?

Good evening madam, i've cleaned my helmet with a kentucky wet wipe if you fancy polishing it?

 

and may i get you half a mild?

Eyup love, I dabbed a bit of germolene on my cock just in case I met someone as beautiful as you tonight.

AWREET BLONDIE , DID YOU KNOW THE WORD ERGONOMICS IS DERIVED FROM 2 GREEK WORDS ERGO AND NOMOI ?

my mte tried it on 5 wimmin in bolton 1 night and only 1 of em slapped him.

 

aye but more to the point how many did he bum?

 

fancy going halves on a bastard?

aye but more to the point how many did he bum?

 

fancy going halves on a bastard?

 

i'd say about 2 of em would've let him t'other 2 just rolled their eyes and turned away.

'Yes these are the keys to my porsche'

bird in the pub last nght said she had her dads rolls in the car park,

 

 

went out it was a bread delivery van.......

Do you want to come to my house and star in a porno?

Do you want to come to my house and watch a porno?

 

My favourite so far

A poster on here said the vilest chat up line I had ever heard (not to me I might add). He sickened me!

Well thats f?ckin usefull.

 

Details wench, details.

My favourite so far

 

 

98% success rate.

Aussie blokes just hang out near the lady's shitter in the pub and hit them with the line "G'day luv, enjoy yer shit?"

Dear NoBalls, Who and What? Who or What? What or Who? What and Who?

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

 

or

 

Ever heard of Belladonna? No? It's time we went back to mine

A poster on here said the vilest chat up line I had ever heard (not to me I might add). He sickened me!

 

 

I'm backing Widders, dont car how short the odds are, my house is on it.

 

Like buying money

Smell my fingers.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

 

In my case the response tends to be "unfertilised - f?ck off!"

 

I'll get mi coat

Do you think think Ani looks like Fred Flintstone....