Had to warn some yoof, about knocking all my pebbledash off the side of the house with a football, i get a phone call off my son later saying a lit sparkler had been pushed through the letterbox. What shall i do? Let them play, or just go ballistic and firebomb the scum.

PUT THEM IN YOUR CAR TAKE THEM TO THE BEACH BURY THEM UP TO THE NECKS IN SAND PUT HONEY ALL

OVER THEIR HEADS THEN SET THE KILLER ANTS ON THEM. OR GET A DECENT PEBBLEDASHING THAT

WONT COME OFF IF YOU KICK A FOOTBALL AT IT .DONT FORGET THE OWL MATE

PUT THEM IN YOUR CAR TAKE THEM TO THE BEACH BURY THEM UP TO THE NECKS IN SAND PUT HONEY ALL

OVER THEIR HEADS THEN SET THE KILLER ANTS ON THEM. OR GET A DECENT PEBBLEDASHING THAT

WONT COME OFF IF YOU KICK A FOOTBALL AT IT .DONT FORGET THE OWL MATE

Noted, dont forget to look at your sexual activties posted earlier.

Rub their faces up and down your pebbledashed walls until they understand the damage that can be done when a solid sphere is forced against it

We used to play against the gable of a house up Athy as annoying arrogant kids.

 

Ignored the pleas of the residents, as you do, until we found out their son, about 20, with nearly a beard I will have you know, was one of the big naughty lads who went watching Bolton everywhere, and was looking for those little bastards who were annoying his parents.

 

Stopped pretty swiftly. Well, immediatly.

 

Turned out he was gay too. But this was only found out many years later otherwise we'd have f?ckin ignored him too.

 

Anyway, moral is, threaten the little f?ckers with C18.

Edited December 7, 200817 yr by Smiffs

Had to warn some yoof, about knocking all my pebbledash off the side of the house with a football, i get a phone call off my son later saying a lit sparkler had been pushed through the letterbox. What shall i do? Let them play, or just go ballistic and firebomb the scum.

Kids needa good slap now and again imo,

 

get them fill them with LSD and drop them off up

 

Rivi

get them fill them with LSD and drop them off up

 

Rivi

NIMBY!

 

NIMBY!

 

Ha

We used to play against the gable of a house up Athy as annoying arrogant kids.

 

Ignored the pleas of the residents, as you do, until we found out their son, about 20, with nearly a beard I will have you know, was one of the big naughty lads who went watching Bolton everywhere, and was looking for those little bastards who were annoying his parents.

 

Stopped pretty swiftly. Well, immediatly.

 

Turned out he was gay too. But this was only found out many years later otherwise we'd have f?ckin ignored him too.

 

Anyway, moral is, threaten the little f?ckers with C18.

 

C4 is more effective, not the car too.

get them fill them with LSD and drop them off up

 

Rivi

 

Where do i sign up for this expedition, sounds ace! ::

Where do i sign up for this expedition, sounds ace! ::::

 

 

Highly recommended. It's where I dropped my one and only tab. Top class.

Throw a bucket of p?ss over em

I find a swift roundhouse kick to the jugular or temple stops annoying kids

I find a swift roundhouse kick to the jugular or temple stops annoying kids

 

Are you chuck norris?

children are scum

 

they need a good hiding

 

unfortunately you then get the bedwetting pc brigade telling you that you've infringed their 'human rights' - what about my human rights?

 

bring back the lash - for children, anyway

The 60+ year old fcuk wit on Saturday must follow some of the suggestions on this thread.

 

Had to take my 2.5 year old on Saturday, it was that or I didn't go. yatesy junior junior likes the football, watches a bit, watches lofty, has something to eat, looks for lofty, gets a book out of his bag, watches a bit, etc etc.

 

A few on here sit near us in the East Upper 2nd row, level with the top of the penalty area towards the south stand and will not forget the outburst from this knob. Without any warning, not even a polite request for our youngest to stop bumping in to his back, he jumped out of his seat telling me to take the child home, never to bring him again if I can't control him.

Seeing he was getting little reaction from me, he then suggested getting a steward down to throw me out, to take me outside to sort it out and finally that he would 'kill him'.

His child bride tried to get him to sit down but seeing my 2.5 year old in tears he finally sat down.

 

Nobody in the areas knew what the fcuk to make of this outburst, I was all set for planting one on him but being there with the youngest and with the great risk of the knob disappearing over the balcony, I decided to let him continue looking a knob.

 

In hindsight, I should have got a copper involved at the point of his 'kill him' comment but I was lost in shock.

 

The next home game should be fun!!

The 60+ year old fcuk wit on Saturday must follow some of the suggestions on this thread.

 

Had to take my 2.5 year old on Saturday, it was that or I didn't go. yatesy junior junior likes the football, watches a bit, watches lofty, has something to eat, looks for lofty, gets a book out of his bag, watches a bit, etc etc.

 

A few on here sit near us in the East Upper 2nd row, level with the top of the penalty area towards the south stand and will not forget the outburst from this knob. Without any warning, not even a polite request for our youngest to stop bumping in to his back, he jumped out of his seat telling me to take the child home, never to bring him again if I can't control him.

Seeing he was getting little reaction from me, he then suggested getting a steward down to throw me out, to take me outside to sort it out and finally that he would 'kill him'.

His child bride tried to get him to sit down but seeing my 2.5 year old in tears he finally sat down.

 

Nobody in the areas knew what the fcuk to make of this outburst, I was all set for planting one on him but being there with the youngest and with the great risk of the knob disappearing over the balcony, I decided to let him continue looking a knob.

 

In hindsight, I should have got a copper involved at the point of his 'kill him' comment but I was lost in shock.

 

The next home game should be fun!!

 

At the next game, drop something on the floor that belongs to your little 'un.

Ask junior to retrieve it for you.

Whilst he's doing that, tap the owd red ginger on the shoulder and punch him in the face.

You'll get no more mither from him.

 

As a rule, I don't condone hitting pensioners, but if he's threatening kids........... what goes around, comes around.

The 60+ year old fcuk wit on Saturday must follow some of the suggestions on this thread.

 

Had to take my 2.5 year old on Saturday, it was that or I didn't go. yatesy junior junior likes the football, watches a bit, watches lofty, has something to eat, looks for lofty, gets a book out of his bag, watches a bit, etc etc.

 

A few on here sit near us in the East Upper 2nd row, level with the top of the penalty area towards the south stand and will not forget the outburst from this knob. Without any warning, not even a polite request for our youngest to stop bumping in to his back, he jumped out of his seat telling me to take the child home, never to bring him again if I can't control him.

Seeing he was getting little reaction from me, he then suggested getting a steward down to throw me out, to take me outside to sort it out and finally that he would 'kill him'.

His child bride tried to get him to sit down but seeing my 2.5 year old in tears he finally sat down.

 

Nobody in the areas knew what the fcuk to make of this outburst, I was all set for planting one on him but being there with the youngest and with the great risk of the knob disappearing over the balcony, I decided to let him continue looking a knob.

 

In hindsight, I should have got a copper involved at the point of his 'kill him' comment but I was lost in shock.

 

The next home game should be fun!!

 

get Yatesy Jr a blower or clacker for the next match after 90mins the old timer will have gone insane.

 

the irritation for you will be outweighed by the joy of winding up the old codger

In those circumstances, there isnt a jury in the land would convict you for tw?tting him.

Hit him with an axe

children are scum

These fucker's are,i blame the parents

 

A train passenger has been horrifically burned by teenagers who set him on fire as he slept in his seat on the carriage.

 

Four youths attacked the 21-year-old while he took a nap on the Brighton to Littlehampton train in Sussex.

 

He was found by a guard, unconscious on the floor with serious burns to his face.

 

Police are now examining CCTV footage and carrying out forensic tests.

 

The teenagers are thought to have boarded the 6.50pm service at the Lancing stop.

 

Detective constable Rob Cager said: "During the assault a fire was started just before the train pulled into Durrington-on-Sea railway station where the group fled the train."

 

Descriptions of three of the people believed to be behind the Sunday evening attack have been issued.

 

Two are described as white and aged 14 or 15.

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/B...While_He_Sleeps

ermm, 3 descriptions have been issued

 

2 are white.....

 

and the other one?

 

green?

ermm, 3 descriptions have been issued

 

2 are white.....

 

and the other one?

 

green?

 

May be the other person was a bit off colour

Hit him with an axe

 

and cum on his face

Probably the kids had been reading some of the suggestions on this thread. The sleeping bloke may have complained about bad behaviour of the kids, and they'd decided to set him on fire - after all, he'd complained about them, not a jury in the land would convict them.

 

Too many wet, pro-child types. "Oooh, my little Tarquin can't be punished. He needs to express himself".

 

The child problem has yet to be tackled by any of the main political parties. At the very least, there needs to be a curfew - children shouldn't be allowed out after 7pm at night. What business have they got out after that time, anyway?

 

Children are scum. People need to wake up to this.

Children are not scum.

It's how they are raised IMO.