Marilyn Monroe

Matt Monroe

 

Marilyn 'When I'm calling your name'

 

 

The f?cking bandit

Wasn't she a vacuous drug addict? So, how was she the greatest woman ever?

Tawny Kittain at her peak

Grace Slick

Thatcher

 

If it's from the "I'd do her until the neighbours complained about the smell" perspective, Tori Amos.

Thatcher

 

If it's from the "I'd do her until the neighbours complained about the smell" perspective, Tori Amos.

 

Wendy James.

Wendy James.

 

Now you're talking

 

I want your love

 

Yes fookin please

Now you're talking

 

I want your love

 

Yes fookin please

 

I met her in a lift once. She had bad skin and smelt a bit sweaty.

Now you're talking

 

I want your love

 

Yes fookin please

 

I think we'll treat ourselves to a picture or two!

 

 

 

Pure filth.

I met her in a lift once. She had bad skin and smelt a bit sweaty.

 

You could tell me she'd just wiped dogshit on her minge, you'd still not stop me being down there for hours.

 

Think it's fair to say she was my first real childhood crush was Bendy Wendy

JD's hit the point right there.

 

She's not the best, but you have to remember how old you were at the time she was at her peak.

If we're talking teenage masturbatory fantasies, is now the right time to admit to Gail Tyldesley?

If we're talking teenage masturbatory fantasies, is now the right time to admit to Gail Tyldesley?

 

How ill are you

I met her in a lift once. She had bad skin and smelt a bit sweaty.

 

Miiiiaoooowwwwww

If we're talking teenage masturbatory fantasies, is now the right time to admit to Gail Tyldesley?

 

I don't honestly think there is ever a right time for that little admission Smiffs...

Ladies ladies........google Wendy James with the search filter off.

 

Ladies ladies........google Wendy James with the search filter off.

 

 

Like I said: filth.

I used to fancy Sue Lawley and Felicity Kendall.

Can girl's join in as a sub-heading?

 

George Clooney.

Jos? Mourinho.

 

I'd do dirty things with both of them (at the same time if they asked nicely).

 

Hanyhoo, carry on, gents.

If we're talking teenage masturbatory fantasies, is now the right time to admit to Gail Tyldesley?

it would have to be Sabrina (the singer, not the teenage witch................although )

If we're talking teenage masturbatory fantasies, is now the right time to admit to Gail Tyldesley?

YES YOU R VERY ILL

Gabriella Sabatini

Wasn't she a vacuous drug addict? So, how was she the greatest woman ever?

What criteria should we adopt?