"shift your coke lads, the waiter's no room to put the poppadoms on the table"

 

"dont be doing drugs in my restaurant"

 

"fuck off, your lot made it!"

 

 

Hmmm, day before my birthday

Hmmm, day before my birthday

 

So you coming fatty

I am in!!

Does Leigh have its own Red light District??

I am in!!

Does Leigh have its own Red light District??

leigh dont have street lights never mind red ones

leigh dont have street lights never mind red ones

 

Unless you mean traffic lights. I believe they have a set and a throng of windowlickers can be regularly seen congregating around them, dribbling, looking up and pointing 'at t'robots'!

 

They've only just got used to carriages bowt dobbins, what they make of leets wot change colour is anyones guess! Bommie neet must be insanely confusing....... :p

I see no reason why not young Ryan

 

Have you got a room sharing partener or shall I stick you in with Greeny?

 

 

 

Me and Penni might turn out late on....depending on what state we come back from the Ian Brown gig in Liverpool, La'.

Alright Bitch Asses,

 

Been watching from afar, but this sounds like a good Idea.

 

Leave it with me!!!

 

WILL THIS BE LIKE YOUR ' BIG SESH' AT THE SPURS GAME , WHEN YOU DROVE - HAD ONE PINT AND WENT STRAIGHT HOME AFTER THE GAME !!

ST, bring your boss, he can twat some students and get himself chucked out of Kico again

ST, bring your boss, he can twat some students and get himself chucked out of Kico again

Spouses

 

Invited or not?

Spouses

 

Invited or not?

 

 

And kids!

And kids!

For the BBQ?

For the BBQ?

 

 

If so, then don't bring any scrawny ones!

"shift your coke lads, the waiter's no room to put the poppadoms on the table"

 

"dont be doing drugs in my restaurant"

 

"fuck off, your lot made it!"

 

 

 

That were a gud night....."you aint coming in with them trainiers on.....lets have it round the back"

 

 

That were a gud night....."you aint coming in with them trainiers on.....lets have it round the back"

 

 

What sport can I do in there?

 

None by the look of it you fat cunt

What sport can I do in there?

 

None by the look of it you fat cunt

 

 

He actually said 'no trainers' to a pair of all brown leather walsh trainers.

 

I asked him if he'd go running in them and he said 'well you obviously dont you fat cunt'

 

Que Mr H and the 'lets take it round the back' discussion.

 

I know of the bloke and he really does have parts missing. Definatly one to avoid.

The good Doctor would like to attend is this possible?

The good Doctor would like to attend is this possible?

y not the more the marryrer and get a round in i cant reach the bar

y not the more the marryrer and get a round in i cant reach the bar

 

You did ok last night :: you were well gone,you do know who the girl you were chatting up is married too,dont you?

You did ok last night :::: you were well gone,you do know who the girl you were chatting up is married too,dont you?

YES i do... all i said you look cold love do you want my coat .was not inviteing her to the WW fingering comp or out

The Special One is coming out to play and wants to know if theres a spare bed going in the hotel or if anyone wants to share.

If he gets stuck, he can get in bed with me and big E

 

Otherwise

 

He can get in with you when you get round to booking

Ok, who's meeting in Scotts after the match and going all through, and who's going wom washing their bollocks?

I'll bring a travel pack of baby wipes. That should surfice for those wishing to partake in a post match groom.

Edited November 21, 200916 yr by no balls

Ok, who's meeting in Scotts after the match and going all through, and who's going wom washing their bollocks?

 

will we require shoes and shirts? are we still going to one bar with young folk in for me