no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Until they've got manfat sprayed across them making the owner look like a mucky slut. Why would a woman let a bloke do that? I've clearly missed that day in shagging class.
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Why would a woman let a bloke do that? I've clearly missed that day in shagging class. bloody hell no bum love and now this!
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 bloody hell no bum love and now this! You're right, Frank. I'm clearly frigid!
Smiley Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 You're right, Frank. I'm clearly frigid! lights on or off NB?
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 lights on or off NB? Soft mood lighting. Oh & a bit of Barry white/Alexander O'Neal/Luther Vandross thrown in for good measure. Infact, that reminds me. You rockie grundgie, need a wash types, what music to do have it off to?
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Soft mood lighting. Oh & a bit of Barry white/Alexander O'Neal/Luther Vandross thrown in for good measure.Infact, that reminds me. You rockie grundgie, need a wash types, what music to do have it off to? nowt generally, the missus has differing tastes in music so we'd fall out.
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 nowt generally, the missus has differing tastes in music so we'd fall out. NO FINGERING MUSIC? Weirdo!
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 NO FINGERING MUSIC? Weirdo! if we have music on it's generally something chilled out like Bic Runga or Sigur Ros
Guest Firthy Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Why would a woman let a bloke do that? I've clearly missed that day in shagging class. Why wouldn't you?
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Why wouldn't you? Go on then, sell it to me. What on earth do you or your missus get out of that compared to other ways of depositing ones muck, as it were.
Smiffs Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Go on then, sell it to me. What on earth do you or your missus get out of that compared to other ways of depositing ones muck, as it were. Would you prefer in on the curtains?
barryk32 Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Go on then, sell it to me. What on earth do you or your missus get out of that compared to other ways of depositing ones muck, as it were. Easily wiped up rather than dribbling into your knickers for the rest of the day.
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 (edited) Easily wiped up rather than dribbling into your knickers for the rest of the day. Barry, I see a certain irony in you answering this particular question. P.S. Ever heard of a quick shower? Edited October 29, 2009 by no balls
Smiley Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 'kin ell, if Frank put a bit of Metallica on, Whiplash, he'd be in/out, done and lay on his back snoring within about 30 seconds!!! Thing is, if you put something on you really like, you end up singing along, and that ain't conducive to a great shag. Its a funny old game!
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 'kin ell, if Frank put a bit of Metallica on, Whiplash, he'd be in/out, done and lay on his back snoring within about 30 seconds!!! Thing is, if you put something on you really like, you end up singing along, and that ain't conducive to a great shag. Its a funny old game! had the computer on once playing random 'indie' tracks to avoid that situation, Bumble Bee Boy by the Wannadies came on, i subconciously starting going to the rhythm twas fair to say the missus was most bemused.
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 had the computer on once playing random 'indie' tracks to avoid that situation, Bumble Bee Boy by the Wannadies came on, i subconciously starting going to the rhythm twas fair to say the missus was most bemused. So no Alexander ONeal then?
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 So no Alexander ONeal then? good lord no.
no balls Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 good lord no. I stand by my previous "weirdo" statement then! At least it's cleared up my ponderings on rock type folk's fingering music. I shall now avoid any grundgie man's advances.
Spider Posted October 29, 2009 Author Posted October 29, 2009 I re-opened the debate having read these posts. (Incidentally, none of the lasses in here have yet agreed to lining up along one of the internal windows and pushing their boobies against the glass, just for laughs like) 100% of the girls agree that having a chap's population paste sprayed liberally on the busters is fine. In some cases, encouraged.
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 I stand by my previous "weirdo" statement then! At least it's cleared up my ponderings on rock type folk's fingering music. I shall now avoid any grundgie man's advances. If they stick the Bic Runga on you'll be reet, she hardly qualifies as 'grungie'
Guest Firthy Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Go on then, sell it to me. What on earth do you or your missus get out of that compared to other ways of depositing ones muck, as it were. Jesus. I bet you're a barrel of fun in bed. "Shall we try something different tonight love?" "NO. "
Zico Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 NO FINGERING MUSIC? Weirdo! ha ha music just for fingering the more guitar riffs the better, as I am bound fert pluck along how about some Kiss, I'll do my best Gene Simmons tongue on you not you but you know what I mean I once knew a girl who loved bum love to the Fat Of The Land by the Prodigy
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 I re-opened the debate having read these posts. (Incidentally, none of the lasses in here have yet agreed to lining up along one of the internal windows and pushing their boobies against the glass, just for laughs like) 100% of the girls agree that having a chap's population paste sprayed liberally on the busters is fine. In some cases, encouraged. not sure i could have a conversation like that witht he lasses in my office, i'll ask the most 'liberal' one later
frank_spencer Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 ha ha music just for fingering the more guitar riffs the better, as I am bound fert pluck along how about some Kiss, I'll do my best Gene Simmons tongue on you not you but you know what I mean I once knew a girl who loved bum love to the Fat Of The Land by the Prodigy Stick a bit of Drangonforce on she'll be damper than the bloody irwell in seconds
oggybwfc Posted October 29, 2009 Posted October 29, 2009 Ladyboy. Nailed on Fact. Dont care i still would
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