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Best Car Cleaner

i've just changed my car and like most blokes i want it to look it's best, until the novelty wears off. what products can be recommended for getting the best results with the least effort? Ta

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Autoglym

i've just changed my car and like most blokes i want it to look it's best, until the novelty wears off. what products can be recommended for getting the best results with the least effort? Ta

 

for bodywork buy autoglym pack of ebay, about ?10-?15

 

wash with Bodywork Shampoo Conditioner

dry with Aqua-Dry synthetic leather

remove top shitty paint layer with Super Resin Polish and Perfect Polishing Cloth

remove sticky bit with Intensive Tar Remover and Active Insect Remover

wax with Extra Gloss Protection and Perfect Polishing Cloth

polish with Hi-Tech Finishing Cloth

 

do all this ONCE, and it will look the bollocks for 6 months with just a bucket and sponge

Wait until it rains, then just have a drive round.

 

People PAY to go through similar in "car washes" would you believe?

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Didn't catch the name of the company but they look good :D

When doing the glass both inside and out, use newspaper to dry the windowleen off, it wont streak

Wonderwheels for th'alloys on it

Wait until it rains, then just have a drive round.

 

People PAY to go through similar in "car washes" would you believe?

Or alternatively pay some Poles or Latvians a fiver to do it.

 

Brought mine up a treat. None of that me messing around with polish etc

for bodywork buy autoglym pack of ebay, about ?10-?15

 

wash with Bodywork Shampoo Conditioner

dry with Aqua-Dry synthetic leather

remove top shitty paint layer with Super Resin Polish and Perfect Polishing Cloth

remove sticky bit with Intensive Tar Remover and Active Insect Remover

wax with Extra Gloss Protection and Perfect Polishing Cloth

polish with Hi-Tech Finishing Cloth

 

do all this ONCE, and it will look the bollocks for 6 months with just a bucket and sponge

 

Kinell Homer,that lot would cost a fortune - and it would take hours.....might as well just get it minted by a professional valeting company.

Or alternatively pay some Poles or Latvians a fiver to do it.

 

Brought mine up a treat. None of that me messing around with polish etc

 

 

So what's it to be? Pay a pole to do it or not mess around with polish? Make your mind up lad!

Spunk

 

Walk out onto the street and knock one out over the bonnett

 

It will shine like a virgins face

Don't use a sponge. Use a lambs wool mitt. Can get em from Halfords.

 

Sponge just drags dirt and ends up scratching the paint.

Don't use a sponge. Use a lambs wool mitt. Can get em from Halfords.

 

Sponge just drags dirt and ends up scratching the paint.

 

Hmmmm, one or two on here would find another purpose for a lambs wool mitt............probably better than a woman.

Use a wire wool brush, dipped in tertrosyl

for bodywork buy autoglym pack of ebay, about ?10-?15

 

wash with Bodywork Shampoo Conditioner

dry with Aqua-Dry synthetic leather

remove top shitty paint layer with Super Resin Polish and Perfect Polishing Cloth

remove sticky bit with Intensive Tar Remover and Active Insect Remover

wax with Extra Gloss Protection and Perfect Polishing Cloth

polish with Hi-Tech Finishing Cloth

 

do all this ONCE, and it will look the bollocks for 6 months with just a bucket and sponge

 

For the price, Homer has got it spot on - just not in that order. Also use a wool mit, not a sponge and use two buckets not one.

For the price, Homer has got it spot on - just not in that order. Also use a wool mit, not a sponge and use two buckets not one.

 

sorry, been a while since ive done it.

Pour vinegar over the whole lot and buff off with newspaper.

If nothing else your missus will always manage to find the car ont Th'asda carpark. Cos it will stink.

Check your paintwork and put vinegar on any chips.

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