office discussion on funny songs with everton and spurs fan

 

had a couple

 

"you haven't got foreskins" when we played spurs in response to "we've only scored 14"

 

and

 

"he shoots he scores he'll eat your labrador"

 

need some more we've done over the years, either for our players or topical piss taking out of the opposition

 

rack your brains lads

My brother's in borstal..........

ryan giggs is iligitimate,he aint got no birth certificate,hes got aids and cant get rid of it....hes a munich bastard!!!

Made me laugh when I read about it, though I can't remember who sang it, but MK Dons were away a few seasons back, while AFC Wimbledon were playing away in Somerset. Cue the Don's opponents singing "You're supposed to be at Frome".

They've got Joey Joey Joey Joey's brother,

On D-wing,

On D-wing.

Made me laugh when I read about it, though I can't remember who sang it, but MK Dons were away a few seasons back, while AFC Wimbledon were playing away in Somerset. Cue the Don's opponents singing "You're supposed to be at Frome".

 

pronounced froom

We've all shagged a European whore. (Been on a European Tour)

 

Sung after a few away trips in Europe. Still sung rarely when we play teams that haven't had European trips in recent times.

pronounced froom

is it fook

Tharum...Tharum...5 fingers up your bum,rule britania..maramelade and jam,5 chinese crackers up your arse going bang-bang-bang-bang-bang,neil whatmore he is our friend,he only scores now and again...and again...and again and again and again... we are the bolton boys!!!

SUUUPERBOCK, SUUUUPER STAR

GETS YOU MORE PISSED THAN STELLA ARTOIS.......repeat

Edited March 18, 201016 yr by Totty

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Andy O'Brien, Joey O'Brien, any any any O'Brien...

Tharum...Tharum...5 fingers up your bum,rule britania..maramelade and jam,5 chinese crackers up your arse going bang-bang-bang-bang-bang,neil whatmore he is our friend,he only scores now and again...and again...and again and again and again... we are the bolton boys!!!

 

Kinell, I was back in t'Burnden Terrace there for a mo

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Nicky Hunt's a Wanderer,

He Wears a Wanderer's Kit

Ask him about United and he'll say they're Fcukin shit

He'll score them with his left foot, He'll score them with his Right.

And when we play the Munich scum, he'll fucking score all night

 

Sang in North Lower v Reading 2007 won 3-0, dunno who thought it up!

 

EDIT: I am sure Col made it up, after 15 minutes solid singing it the whole stand were joining in, fantastic!

 

I have never heard it sang since

 

 

Now we know your talking bollocks .

Edited March 19, 201016 yr by eaststandlower

Now we know your talking bollocks .

 

It was before the singing stand went back to being called the Werthers and Bovril Stand

sang before last weeks game

 

when youre sat in row z and the ball hits your head

its muamba

"Coleen is a slapper,

she plays with Dirty Toys,

and when she's sh*gging Rooney, she thinks of Davie Moyse"

 

"Coleen is a slapper,

and she gets wetter and wetter,

and when she's sh*gging Rooney, she thinks of Mick Arteta"

also enjoyed

 

Andy O'Brien, Joey O'Brien, any any any O'Brien...

 

Similarly,

 

Team full of Davies's, we're just a team full of davies's

My brother's in borstal..........

 

Good call, first heard it sung by the Walkden Whites in a pub in North London (Swiss Cottage I think) before the freight rover final V Torquay

my one skin lie's over my two skin.....

at citeh........carlos put the kettle on, carlos put the kettle on...

He;s pacey, pacey

very very pacey

he's Delroy Facey.

lloyd george knew my father

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp-c5X6D5kY

EYES RIGHT!!!!!!!!

 

 

The official Bolton Hymn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rp-c5X6D5kY

 

That song takes me back to being a young lad walking into the Lever end on a sunny first day of the season, you could smell the freshly cut grass and all was right with the world and the long summer without football was over.

Not a Bolton song I know, but I enjoyed the song Wolves were singing the other week:

 

There's only one Jody Craddock

There's only one Jody Craddock

He used to be shite

But now he's alright

Walking in a Craddock wonderland

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaU0YFMOFnE