turns out he,s one of them gayers .

No shit, Sherlock!

turns out he,s one of them gayers .

 

Has he bummed you?

the wifes been barking up the wrong tree for years then !

turns out he,s one of them gayers .

it also seems that Amy winehouse takes drugs

it also seems that Amy winehouse takes drugs

Fucking hell, just heard - John Lennon's been shot

evertonians are wankers

evertonians are wankers

 

CNN right now - Titanic in trouble apparently, sounds like a rum do

Snow's forecasted at Munich airport.

Hi, I am from Gloucester and have had a cheap quote for a patio from a lovely chap who dropped his card round earlier called Frederick West. Can anyone recommend him?

You'll never guess who I just spotted in Tesco's?

Go on then, I'll tell yer..... only George Washington!

Behold and foresooth! What is this trickery I spy before me? A glass screen with moving pictures, a plastic tray full of the letters of the alphabet and numbers. I've never espied such magical wonders!

 

What the fuck's plastic?

 

It seems all to be run from wires which go into a socket in the drawing room wall. I can't wait for some cunt to invent electricity!

tell you what, you don't see many of them dinosaurs round nowadays - whatever happened to them? Them T-rex were not-reets...

Neal Out

 

 

what is this 'gay' thing of which you speak

what is this 'gay' thing of which you speak

 

Floral, in a gay meadow kind of way...

ricky martin is from shropshire?

No, he rows a corical like a mincer looking for other mens balls.

Sophie Ellis Bextor has been found dead. She was headbutted to death at a French footballer's apartment. Apparently, it was murder on Zidane's floor.

Reckon he is the bitch in the relationship?

No, he rows a coracle like a mincer looking for other mens balls.

 

forgetting the deliberate spelling mistake, thats a good 'un

 

brightened up a chilly thursday

 

casino

out int yard, today and its not pleasant

forgetting the deliberate spelling mistake, thats a good 'un

 

brightened up a chilly thursday

 

casino

out int yard, today and its not pleasant

 

A few JCL's won't have a clue