Australia will regain the Ashes with a 5-0 whitewash, according to fast-bowling great Glenn McGrath, who always tips an Aussie clean sweep. He said: "I couldn't have more faith in the boys. The matches will be close but I'm tipping a 5-0 whitewash."

 

 

Arsewipe

 

He always tips 5-0 BD.

He always tips 5-0 BD.

I know

 

And he's always an arsewipe

He was right the last series doen there

He was right the last series doen there

A stopped clock is right twice a day

A stopped clock is right twice a day

 

 

not if it's a 24 hour clock.

 

JSL

chokers

 

 

 

 

http://www.cricinfo.com/australia-v-sri-lanka-2010/content/current/story/485282.html

Strauss ton and England win good, concerned about the form of our other opening left hander Cook

 

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/9164374.stm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11707560

 

Giving Australia back to the real Australians?

The Aussies name there squad

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/other_international/australia/9186334.stm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11707560

 

Giving Australia back to the real Australians?

 

 

The ginger minge tafftart will sign her own death warrant with this. I believe at the last census, the abos made up 1.6% of the population. I would be struggling to introduce you to a single person I know who has any sympathy for them. Her slender majority may be sorely tested.

 

The only use the Abos have is survival techniques in harsh terrain. Just don't fcuking go there then - the best survival technique I can think of.

 

The city ones are generally thieves; glue sniffers; carjackers; addicts etc. The worlds most useless race but only slightly less useless than the Welsh. Giving Australia back to the real Australians? - cobblers. Most of the fookers are in prison.

 

Now then, The Ashes. They are shitting it down here. For the first time I can remember, they really do believe they are heavy underdogs. If we can just win the first.......

 

Notice no one mentioned that fine spectacle of the Wallabies being seriously done over at Twickenham at the weekend. Fair play Smiffers - that RL convert looked unstoppable. Big, fit and fcuking quick.

Sky Sports 1 11 pm England v Aussie A.

 

All though the main bowlers are on route to Brisbane to pepare for the test next week, I will be watching toneet getting in the mood

Sky Sports 1 11 pm England v Aussie A.

 

All though the main bowlers are on route to Brisbane to pepare for the test next week, I will be watching toneet getting in the mood

nice call, SJM, and getting the body clock adjusted

nice call, SJM, and getting the body clock adjusted

 

Really am looking forward to it all now. Thursday Friday booked off next week ready for the start

unfortunately i think the aussies will win the ashes 2-1,

 

the aussies use a kookabuura ball which has a tendency not to favour swing bowling, the english attack is predominately a swing attack

 

i hope to god iam wrong, for all those going out there enjoy it,its a superb trip.

 

 

Just figured out how to get Sky on the laptop at uni so won't miss a thing, absolutely quality. Good start by England.

Just figured out how to get Sky on the laptop at uni so won't miss a thing, absolutely quality. Good start by England.

 

 

Decent spell from Shazad and Tremlett here

Decent spell from Shazad and Tremlett here

 

 

and bresnan.

 

hope this is a sign of things to come

An Australian love poem

 

Of course I love ya darlin

You're a bloody top-notch bird

And when I say you're gorgeous

I mean every single word

 

So ya bum is on the big side

I don't mind a bit of flab

It means that when I'm ready

There's somethin there to grab

 

So your belly isn't flat no more

I tell ya, I don't care

So long as when I cuddle ya

I can get my arms round there

 

No Sheila who is your age

Has nice round perky breasts

Yurs just gave in to gravity

But I know ya did ya best

 

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

I never tell ya lies

I think its very sexy

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

 

I swear on me nanna's grave now

The moment that we met

I thought you was as good as

I was ever gonna get

 

No matter what u look like

I'll always love ya dear

Now shut up while the footballs'on

And fetch another beer.

Getting excited now heres a tip on how to stay awake for those like me who are not going to Oz.

 

Stay Awake

Edited November 23, 201015 yr by superjohnmcginlay

KP Blindfolded Cricket

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDVFF7vRG7w

KP Blindfolded Cricket

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDVFF7vRG7w

 

Surprised the Daily Mirror can't afford to hire someone who can use photoshop competently,

Edited November 23, 201015 yr by maaarsh

hope this doesnt happen!!!

 

 

 

hope this does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnKWcKSj3AE&feature=related

hope this doesnt happen!!!

 

 

What about the series before when Nasser put them in against all expectation and they finished the day on about 400-3?

 

Can't happen 3 times in a row!

What about the series before when Nasser put them in against all expectation and they finished the day on about 400-3?

 

Can't happen 3 times in a row!

 

 

Yeh that was another disaster, they havnt lost at the Gabba since 89 surely were doomed

Really getting excited about this now. Wish i'd booked a few days off work.

 

Im going for an England 3 - 1 series victory