Daddies is a poor imitation of HP. It's only one step up from Happy Shopper Sauce.

I was brought up to believe Daddies was what poor people used instead of HP.

 

 

You are not often wrong but in this case you are incredibly wide of the mark.

 

Daddies is... well.... The Daddy.

You are not often wrong but in this case you are incredibly wide of the mark.

 

Daddies is... well.... The Daddy.

 

 

Baz, living in Johnny Fow is changing you.

I was brought up to believe Daddies was what poor people used instead of HP.

 

They're both made by Heinz, but Daddies definitely tastes like a cheapo brand

Jazza is going through a bit of a trauma in his life and you miserable sods decide to start arguing about ketchup and sauce ffs

No problem.... for what it's worth HP is the Daddy, Daddies is for gayers!

 

I am having a tough few days for what it's worth. I had ?50 left and had to decide whether to spend it on drink or food. (Got to last til the 15th of June) So I decided to spend it on food. I bought all sorts of cheap shite at Netto that will keep me going for a while (what a shithole that is). Not healthy but more healthy than starving to death.

 

I have 3 bottles of whisky to keep me going alcoholwise (I don't like whisky) and for a treat have 4 cans of Carlsberg, but I'm saving them until the weekend. I have run up a ?15 bill on my mobile internet so far with about 3 weeks to go but I don't give a toss, I've got to have some kind of distraction. My internet and telly won't get installed until the 6th of June and my wages come in on the 15th.

 

Apart from that things are ok, no footy to distract me though, so I'll have to find something else to distract me, maybe porn!!

No problem.... for what it's worth HP is the Daddy, Daddies is for gayers!

 

I am having a tough few days for what it's worth. I had ?50 left and had to decide whether to spend it on drink or food. (Got to last til the 15th of June) So I decided to spend it on food. I bought all sorts of cheap shite at Netto that will keep me going for a while (what a shithole that is). Not healthy but more healthy than starving to death.

 

I have 3 bottles of whisky to keep me going alcoholwise (I don't like whisky) and for a treat have 4 cans of Carlsberg, but I'm saving them until the weekend. I have run up a ?15 bill on my mobile internet so far with about 3 weeks to go but I don't give a toss, I've got to have some kind of distraction. My internet and telly won't get installed until the 6th of June and my wages come in on the 15th.

 

Apart from that things are ok, no footy to distract me though, so I'll have to find something else to distract me, maybe porn!!

It seems like we need a Jazzathon to save you from starvation in Scotland

You are not often wrong but in this case you are incredibly wide of the mark.

 

Daddies is... well.... The Daddy.

 

I am certain that I have seen you with Asda Smart Price Ketchup in your trolley.

I am certain that I have seen you with Asda Smart Price Ketchup in your trolley.

 

 

I bought the asda (not smartprice) ketchup last week as it was the same price as Branston, its absolute rancid !! Asda mayo is great but avoid the ketchup like the plague.. Branson brown sauce is well worth a try !

I bought the asda (not smartprice) ketchup last week as it was the same price as Branston, its absolute rancid !! Asda mayo is great but avoid the ketchup like the plague.. Branson brown sauce is well worth a try !

 

 

There's been some odd stuff on here, but to openly admit to purchasing own brand condiments? Deary me!

There's been some odd stuff on here, but to openly admit to purchasing own brand condiments? Deary me!

 

Ocado's own brand Ketchup is good.

Jazza

Get back on the 'bike' as soon as.

 

I've got John Snapes number if you need her bumping off.

It seems like we need a Jazzathon to save you from starvation in Scotland

 

What? A sponsored wank?

Jazza, hope you're keeping your head up as much as you can.

 

Have you considered donating to a sperm bank? You could get a few quid there you know.

 

I'd perhaps avoid donating your body to medical science because you could end up like the elephant man, plus I doubt many liver medicines would benefit from your experimentations.

Jazza

Get back on the 'bike' as soon as.

 

I've got John Snapes number if you need her bumping off.

 

It's John Stape fella.