You didn't have a joint life insurance policy by any chance did u?

 

Catch my drift?

Jazza mate, get even.

 

Post the pictures!

 

 

 

has she run loads of debts then ?

 

 

thing is you will get over it and move on, not straight away but you will, just do whatever feels right on the day, when i split up my missus i ended with a coach load of hooligans going to southamptoon, then drugs, then trips round europe, fucking brilliant.

 

the first wways sportsmans dinner was one of the best 36 hour sessions that i can not remember...

Kangaroo farming, its always a bit up and down though.

 

 

For someone who works in the arty farty fields, your creative skills seem to be somewhat lacking young man.

For someone who works in the arty farty fields, your creative skills seem to be somewhat lacking young man.

Nah.

Boomarang manufacture seems to be making aq come back

Boomarang manufacture seems to be making aq come back

 

Don't you fooking start

 

Cork hats coming right up from some other inventive soul no doubt?

Popcorn Grinder Mechanics wanted.Apply Down Under.

Popcorn Grinder Mechanics wanted.Apply Down Under.

 

 

Do the Balls Of Steel team know about you?

Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads)

 

Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough.

 

I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest.

 

Thanks for all the kind messages.

Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads)

 

Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough.

 

I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest.

 

Thanks for all the kind messages.

 

 

Does your new flat have cable access, and do you want sorting out on the cheapest utility tariff?

 

Barryk32, shameless

Bloody hell Barry. Let him move in first!

No it doesn't have cable Barry but some advice would be acceptable, free of course!

 

I was thinking of getting BT vision with SS1 & SS2 & ESPN plus internet and a phone line installed with free weekend calls for ?52 a month with free installation. It seems a decent deal, but can anyone advise me of better?

Go onto http://www.hotukdeals.com/ and do a quick search.

 

All the best current offers will be on there.

 

BT vision as a service seem fine unless you do lots of downloading. The tele comes down the internet line so if you are caneing downloads the tele stutters.

Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down.

 

I'm kind like that you see.

 

Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down.

 

I'm kind like that you see.

 

 

 

I might borrow her for an hour or two once a month but apart from that no thanks! (Any pics?)

No, getting bummed is gay, whether you push back or not.

 

Bumming a ladyboy is apparently not gay, provided you're thinking of a woman at the same time.

 

Traf you are wrong.....bumming or bummed is fine as long as you think of a woman....

Traf you are wrong.....bumming or bummed is fine as long as you think of a woman....

 

I don't know who's been giving you this advice (Although I reckon I could guess!) but I can assure you, bummed is queer, bumming is not. (T&Cs applicable)

Well.. I have got moved out and you know what she didn't even have the decency to say goodbye face to face, she went out with a mate because she would be "too upset". All I got was a text asking if I got moved ok? 12 years and that's all it came down to. I moved myself out in a fuckin Reault Clio (It took 3 loads)

 

Still my new flat is nice, though not finished. I have no internet (using my phone as a server just now but don't want to use too much bandwidth) No TV yet but it's nice enough.

 

I have my Blackpool ticket and get paid tomorrow so I am having a lagerfest.

 

Thanks for all the kind messages.

 

The first part of your post deals with the negs Jazza, the second part is looking onwards and upwards and is more positive.......the early signs are good.

B Bogs Wways psychologist

 

Seriously though....all the best to you.

Jazza, you can have my wife if you're feeling really down.

 

It's that time of the month again.

 

I don't know who's been giving you this advice (Although I reckon I could guess!) but I can assure you, bummed is queer, bumming is not. (T&Cs applicable)

 

i hope you are not trying to say smiffs and widders have been lying to me all this time

Well

 

5 pages of reading this and now I hope my missus fucks me off too

I might borrow her for an hour or two once a month but apart from that no thanks! (Any pics?)

 

Once a month?

 

Fucking hell mate you'll be lucky.

 

Not even the popman gets that.

Well

 

5 pages of reading this and now I hope my missus fucks me off too

 

Best way to do that mate is arrange about 6 lads trips in 6 months and 10 days in Australia.

 

 

Next stop Toulouse!!

I actually fired a ex off for the way she treated her ex hubby and spent his share of the house they sold. Once they have form that's it, I could of never trusted her.