Update....

 

 

It's my pay day today and about 7.15 this morning I got a text from the soon to be ex mrs jazza saying I owed her ?325 for cash I had spent before I left the marital home on, food, beer (by far the biggest expense) and petrol for getting to and from work. Fair enough it did come out of her wage but my whole wage the month before went into the marital pot. I have transferred it into her account and that's an end to it hopefully.

 

I don't earn a lot and this has left me well short for the month ahead but cest la vie

 

I now have next to fuck all (?275) to last me until the 15th of June. My rent is paid though

 

And Friday the 13th has struck nicely... An electric window on my car has fucked up, I put ?60 quid of fuel in to fill it up and have parked it up outside only to go back to it an hour later to find a stream of petrol running from under it. It has either a cracked tank or burst fuel pipe. It needs fixed and is now at quarter full, though has stopped leaking. Never mind a match will soon sort the fucker out if it is gonna be expensive. what next?

 

Looking forward to Blackpool tomorrow now, it will be an escape.Getting picked up at 7.45 and am going to have a good day. Fuck the cost!!

 

COYWM

Update....

 

 

It's my pay day today and about 7.15 this morning I got a text from the soon to be ex mrs jazza saying I owed her ?325 for cash I had spent before I left the marital home on, food, beer (by far the biggest expense) and petrol for getting to and from work. Fair enough it did come out of her wage but my whole wage the month before went into the marital pot. I have transferred it into her account and that's an end to it hopefully.

 

 

Are you serious??

I have known Jazza for years and spent many a fuelled alcohol night up and down the country watching the whites....sleeping on my sofa, a top bloke and I am gutted for him. I will be at Blackpool tomorrow J and no doubt I will see you there....Chin up and a night out in Leeds at our kids is needed mate

Jazza

 

Spend ?2 on a euromillions ticket.

 

You're due a spot of good fortune.

 

Then you can buy a helicopter, and hover over your ex for 3 hours a day shitting directly onto her bitter, twisted face.

I have transferred it into her account and that's an end to it hopefully.

 

I wouldn't have paid her, sure you may be separating, but it doesn't show any consideration or a good heart from herself.

 

Edited May 13, 201115 yr by Didledee

I wouldn't have paid her, sure you may be separating, but it doesn't show any consideration or a good heart from herself.

 

 

Diddledee in making sense shocker!

 

Id have told her to fuck mop too! what a fucking bitch after what she's put you through this week!

 

I dont know either of you but when me mam and dad split up she had the decency to not fleece him of the very little he had!]

 

 

enjoy the weekend

I am struggling tonight. no TV no internet .it's taken me over 3 hours to get online using my phone as an internet provider. (it is sitting outside on the garden wall to get reception and knowing my luck some little scrote will find it and nick it.)

 

I am no angel and have probably put beer and Wanderers in front of my wife but I don't deserve this. It's hard looking at 4 walls. I need to kick myself up the arse (again) this self pity is no good.

 

Andy I hope I see you tomorrow, it's been too long!

 

By the way I paid the cash for a quiet life. I just don't need the hassle.

 

Oh yeah, and another thing I got from her this morning was an envelope containing a letter from The Pru saying I owed them ?246 for unpaid insurance premiums. Seemingly she cancelled a direct debit to them without telling me. I am not fuckin paying it.

 

 

I shouldn't put this on here, but i've told everything else but I only earn ?6.72 an hour working on a landfill weighbridge part time (25 hours per week) To make any kind of livable wage I have to pick litter on the landfill for extra hours, work Saturdays and Sundays on Household Waste Recycling Sites helping people with their crap and do anything I can. I actually quite enjoy it, I would rather work than sit on the dole. This month I brought home ?975 after tax. My rent (all bills in) is ?500 a month (which is reasonable) and my car loan is ?120. My savings have near enough gone, I just don't know what I'm going to do.

Update....

 

 

It's my pay day today and about 7.15 this morning I got a text from the soon to be ex mrs jazza saying I owed her ?325 for cash I had spent before I left the marital home on, food, beer (by far the biggest expense) and petrol for getting to and from work. Fair enough it did come out of her wage but my whole wage the month before went into the marital pot. I have transferred it into her account and that's an end to it hopefully.

 

I don't earn a lot and this has left me well short for the month ahead but cest la vie

 

I now have next to fuck all (?275) to last me until the 15th of June. My rent is paid though

 

And Friday the 13th has struck nicely... An electric window on my car has fucked up, I put ?60 quid of fuel in to fill it up and have parked it up outside only to go back to it an hour later to find a stream of petrol running from under it. It has either a cracked tank or burst fuel pipe. It needs fixed and is now at quarter full, though has stopped leaking. Never mind a match will soon sort the fucker out if it is gonna be expensive. what next?

 

Looking forward to Blackpool tomorrow now, it will be an escape.Getting picked up at 7.45 and am going to have a good day. Fuck the cost!!

 

COYWM

 

have a good day tomorrow.

 

with regards your post above, having been through a divorce myself i can promise you that the day you stop worrying about doing what makes your wife feel better and start looking after yourself is the day it will all become easier.

jazza..if you're on your own tomorrow, come find the anthillers

 

you'll see meldrew and undies and you'll realise it could be worse

 

far worse

jazza..if you're on your own tomorrow, come find the anthillers

 

you'll see meldrew and undies and you'll realise it could be worse

 

far worse

 

 

Oh aye. You, Undies & Meldrew. That'll cheer him up!

I am struggling tonight. no TV no internet .it's taken me over 3 hours to get online using my phone as an internet provider. (it is sitting outside on the garden wall to get reception and knowing my luck some little scrote will find it and nick it.)

 

I am no angel and have probably put beer and Wanderers in front of my wife but I don't deserve this. It's hard looking at 4 walls. I need to kick myself up the arse (again) this self pity is no good.

 

Andy I hope I see you tomorrow, it's been too long!

 

By the way I paid the cash for a quiet life. I just don't need the hassle.

 

Oh yeah, and another thing I got from her this morning was an envelope containing a letter from The Pru saying I owed them ?246 for unpaid insurance premiums. Seemingly she cancelled a direct debit to them without telling me. I am not fuckin paying it.

 

 

I shouldn't put this on here, but i've told everything else but I only earn ?6.72 an hour working on a landfill weighbridge part time (25 hours per week) To make any kind of livable wage I have to pick litter on the landfill for extra hours, work Saturdays and Sundays on Household Waste Recycling Sites helping people with their crap and do anything I can. I actually quite enjoy it, I would rather work than sit on the dole. This month I brought home ?975 after tax. My rent (all bills in) is ?500 a month (which is reasonable) and my car loan is ?120. My savings have near enough gone, I just don't know what I'm going to do.

 

Do you know what makes my fucking blood boil? The fact that you're grafting your tits off whilst a million scrotes spend the tax you pay to sit in free houses, eating free food and having their fat fucking arses wiped for them.

 

You've more moral fibre in your eyelashes than the lot of them put together. If pride and self-respect could put money in your pocket you'd obviously be a very rich man.

 

It doesn't help your situation and though we're both grown men my heart goes out to you Jazza. And we could pass each other in the street and not know one another.

 

I, like everyone else on here, hope you get sorted quickly. Have a good day tomorrow, you deserve it.

Jazza,

 

I have never had the pleasure of meeting you. Have seen your posts from afar and more recently seen you being massively honest and brave with you're postings and sharing your troubles. Fair fucks to you, you come across as an absolute top man. I've had an utter wanky last six months, most of which is my own fault. Have sat around on my arse feeling sorry for myself, boozing and being a bit of a self indulgent cunt. Poor me, boo hoo, i am sure you know what i mean. But reading your posts the last few days has made me feel good. To know that there must be plenty of folk in the same situation, with similar shit going on, some worse, some less worse. But life goes one, there is plenty good still out there, so lets not let the bastards bring us down and enjoy life while we can.

 

Now get yourself cunted at Blackpool tomorrow and throw your guts up before you get back to bed!!!!

YEAH!!!

 

bring on the j?gerbombs and brain haemorrages (a shot of baileys on top of one of midori with that red non alcoholic stuff that I can't remember the name of on top. the red stuff filters through the baileys and into the midori which looks like entrails) tomorrow morning. The afternoon tomorrow will be a lagerfest and I might even introduce myself to my new local when I get back to Carlisle.

 

Tonight, I am finishing my night off with the last half bottle of my 16yo Lagavullin which I got from my darling wife for my christmas last year with a stella chaser! Life isn't that bad after all!!

YEAH!!!

 

bring on the j?gerbombs and brain haemorrages (a shot of baileys on top of one of midori with that red non alcoholic stuff that I can't remember the name of on top. the red stuff filters through the baileys and into the midori which looks like entrails)

 

 

Grenadine. Never heard of them but I like the sound of those.

Jazza

 

I feel your pain

 

If we meet tomorrow, you can have one on me

 

As long as your not wearing a kilt

NB indeed it is Grenadine! They don't taste nice but look awesome!

 

Widnes, I will take you up on the offer of a pint. If I promise not to wear my kilt will you leave your goat at home?

 

i am going to be in a Wetherspoons from about 9.15, just not sure which Wetherspoons.

 

I will be the one wearing Bermuda shorts and a trilby

 

 

I will be the one wearing Bermuda shorts and a trilby

That could be anyone

burn the house down then she has fuck all too, then you get the insurance money.............simples

 

also knee cap the bitch

She sounds like a right cunt.

 

Jazza, beers on me.

 

Dont get all emotional and moody.....Tower Lounge....Finger Pie.

 

 

If you meet any of this shower of shit, they have my number.

She sounds like a right cunt.

 

Jazza, beers on me.

 

Dont get all emotional and moody.....Tower Lounge....Finger Pie.

 

 

If you meet any of this shower of shit, they have my number.

 

 

I say we kill her for him

I say you need Jesus

 

I say you need Jesus

 

 

 

been thinking of turning to the church actually

been thinking of turning to the church actually

 

 

Please tell me you don't mean the gay pub behind Trinity church?

 

Surpised if it's still there.

was that jock flag yours?

nope I saw it and thought .... fuckin hell there's two stupid cunts from dumfries who follow Bolton!!!

 

I think I know whose it is but am a lot older and more stupid than the flag owner.