Reet.

 

A mates wife has a newish best mate. His wife and her mate have been pally for a year or so. They met through both having kids in the same year at school and now spend a lot of time together.

 

My mate has only in the last few months met his wifes new mate and it?s obvious there is a spark between the two. She has made it quite obvious she?s up for a bit if he is.

 

She?s very classy with money to boot, one of those sultry women who for some reason just has that look. She has previous and is on her second marriage. She?s one of those women who could quite easily have whatever she wanted.

 

He?s happily married and quite content with his lot, but is quite excited at the thought of acting as a bit of rough and to be honest it seems lately he?s become a bit obsessed with her. Both of a similar age.

 

Does he;

 

a ) Grow up and suggests to her she fucks off.

b ) Slips her the odd length.

c ) Continues wanking furiously whilst imagining she?s sat on his face at every given opportunity.

d ) Accepts her advances and does a moonlight bunk with her.

 

Everyone knows your best mates wife is a no no, but do the same rules apply to your wifes best mate?

 

I honestly couldn?t think of anywhere else to ask so thought it best to ask here.

 

P.s. I would say He would say a good 34D.

Ah that scenario, so you're all willing him on, so he get's into trouble

Edited May 17, 201115 yr by Didledee

Ah that scenario, so you're all willing him on, so he get's into trouble

 

Exactly

 

... because he'll take on board all the advice I'm sure.

Well she doesn't really sound that classy. Also, and believe me apart from the team I support I'm far from whiter than white so I'm not moralising, think about your kids.

 

Have a wank, calm down then go and spend time with your kids. Is a jump really worth starting another thread along the Jazza lines. Sorry Jazza nowt against, just sounds like your going through a tough time, hope it gets better.

 

Your children need their dad there, if you get found out, the split will be far from amicable.

 

This to to your mate by the way.

Edited May 17, 201115 yr by Crawley

Is his wife tipping up enough?

if your mate has got kids then he must consider them but if the only people people he is hurting is grown adults who can beat the f*ck out of each other or even take legal action then fap away

i think the honourable thing to do is to get her to fuck a large wanderer from the welsh boarders

Edited May 18, 201115 yr by Big E

As NB points out- what else is this woman capable of? Blackmail and stalking come to mind. You say she could have pretty much anyone, but she chooses to fuck up a friendship and a marriage. Dont even think for 2 seconds that he will either get away with it or be forgiven.

If he has to mess around, then not on his own doorstep or with anyone the wife knows.

Thats what meat market pubs are for!

get it pumped....

 

its well worth the sleepless nights and anxiety ridden days...

where its the first thing you think of when you wake,the only thing you think of driving to work....

you cant focus on your job....

you dread getting home incase your look your wife in the eye the wrong way

you cant eat proper

start drinking to mask all inner thoughts and to sleep....

the drinking gets worse, your missus feels summet is wrong,

your relationship dives,your job is affected

then it all comes out.

 

a quick back scuttle with your wifes mate...is not the way forward.trust me.

and the fact that she may just seduce your brother in revenge has to be considered.

Stab in the dark but I bet Gonzo has a 'mate' who dropped a bollock.

Stab in the dark but I bet Gonzo has a 'mate' who dropped a bollock.

How on earth did you deduce that? Columbo!

Stab in the dark but I bet Gonzo has a 'mate' who dropped a bollock.

 

a bollock the size of the titanic that led to complete and utter oblivion for all concerned.

a bollock the size of the titanic that led to complete and utter oblivion for all concerned.

 

Were she really mucky though?

Were she really mucky though?

 

farmers welly.

Reet.

 

A mates wife has a newish best mate. His wife and her mate have been pally for a year or so. They met through both having kids in the same year at school and now spend a lot of time together.

 

My mate has only in the last few months met his wifes new mate and it?s obvious there is a spark between the two. She has made it quite obvious she?s up for a bit if he is.

 

She?s very classy with money to boot, one of those sultry women who for some reason just has that look. She has previous and is on her second marriage. She?s one of those women who could quite easily have whatever she wanted.

 

He?s happily married and quite content with his lot, but is quite excited at the thought of acting as a bit of rough and to be honest it seems lately he?s become a bit obsessed with her. Both of a similar age.

 

Does he;

 

a ) Grow up and suggests to her she fucks off.

b ) Slips her the odd length.

c ) Continues wanking furiously whilst imagining she?s sat on his face at every given opportunity.

d ) Accepts her advances and does a moonlight bunk with her.

 

Everyone knows your best mates wife is a no no, but do the same rules apply to your wifes best mate?

 

I honestly couldn?t think of anywhere else to ask so thought it best to ask here.

 

P.s. I would say He would say a good 34D.

 

 

Get IT dealt with you soft fucker, then get the pics on here

Get IT dealt with you soft fucker, then get the pics on here

you only live once get it smashed allover flip her over like a burger then smash her back doors in

Get IT dealt with you soft fucker, then get the pics on here

 

Has anyone ever put the pics on here ? I'm sure most peoples phones nowadays cause a panic when misplaced

you only live once get it smashed allover flip her over like a burger then smash her back doors in

 

 

Have you ever considered a job with Relate?

Have you ever considered a job with Relate?

 

 

& with lines like that, I'd imagine LW's shitty stick is well worn from all that batting too.