One of the girls at work has just asked "When Homo's bum does the taker Bob Monk without being relieved, just like a woman really"?

 

I ain't got a clue, possibly Spider or Little Whitt may be able to shed light on this..

Ryan you Kinky bastard

 

I always thought I was a man of the world when it came to shagging but I havn't let no bird go near my ass other than a gentle rub

 

You haven't lived. One of my ex's was always popping a finger up my shitter during the act. It was a shock the first time it happened, but a surprisingly pleasant sensation. No way you'd shoot your load off that alone though. It just feels similar to having a nice relieving dump.

You might be gay, so no offence, but that's gay 100%

 

Says the virgin.

Says the virgin.

 

 

Diddles has gone into detail about his sexual exploits on another forum.

Diddles has gone into detail about his sexual exploits on another forum.

 

Link?

You'll have to ask the boy man himself.

Ryan, being rimmed isn't queer, don't you worry, son. Diddles has probably not tried it to be fair.

Anyhow, I do wonder if I'm a lezza as I'm not moist at the thought of LW's smooth moves.

You'll have to ask the boy man himself.

 

Atleast give us the name of the forum. He's not Ryan Giggs for fucks sake.

You might be gay, so no offence, but that's gay 100%

 

Go on, why's gay?

 

Ryan you Kinky bastard

 

I always thought I was a man of the world when it came to shagging but I havn't let no bird go near my ass other than a gentle rub

 

Mate, she was wanking me off at the same time, the girl clearly had talent. She made me cum within a minute mate.

 

Unreal.

 

Brave girl though, I'd been out all day in the sun, god knows what my balloon know smelt like.

Go on, why's gay?

 

 

 

Mate, she was wanking me off at the same time, the girl clearly had talent. She made me cum within a minute mate.

 

Unreal.

 

Brave girl though, I'd been out all day in the sun, god knows what my balloon know smelt like.

 

And how did you return the favour?

And how did you return the favour?

 

What any other normal man would do, turned over and went sleep

What any other normal man would do, turned over and went sleep

 

Proper man.

 

A gayer would have gone for all that cuddling shit afterwards.

Where do you work???

 

I work at the Town Hall, broad minded us lot

What any other normal man would do, turned over and went sleep

 

Is the correct answer!

Go on, why's gay?

 

 

 

Mate, she was wanking me off at the same time, the girl clearly had talent. She made me cum within a minute mate.

 

Unreal.

 

Brave girl though, I'd been out all day in the sun, god knows what my balloon know smelt like.

 

Ryan, that position is known as a "Jocky Wilson" in the trade. When a lass rims you and wanks you off at the same time.

Just imagine when Jocky was just about to throw his arrows, he would stick his tongue out.

So you got a "Jocky Wilson" off her then!

Ryan, that position is known as a "Jocky Wilson" in the trade. When a lass rims you and wanks you off at the same time.

Just imagine when Jocky was just about to throw his arrows, he would stick his tongue out.

So you got a "Jocky Wilson" off her then!

 

As an avid Darts fan, you don't understand how made up I am about this.

 

I might text her now actually, "oi fancy giving me a Jocky Wilson?"

Ryan, do you need to take 2 shitty sticks with you on a night out?

Just pretend your at the oche, throwing yer arrers with yer tongue out. Works every time!

Can't beat a "Jocky"!

Just pretend your at the oche, throwing yer arrers with yer tongue out. Works every time!

Can't beat a "Jocky"!

 

Jocky Wilson, ha ha ha

i love rimming a girl...but dont think i would like her do it to me were do you find them kind of woman....and i cant beleve ive not got NB damp yet tell the truth bet your ringing wet

Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but..

 

my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! i am with Dids on this one, any man who enjoys anal play is a gayer.

 

I have never hit a woman in my life but I've never been closer than that. I threw the fat bitch out there and then... stark naked and no money for a taxi (I did throw her some clothes out.)

 

It was fuckin rape!!

 

BANG OUT OF ORDER!!

 

 

everyone to their own though

Jocky Wilson, ha ha ha

 

 

Can also be called the rusty trombone

Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but..

 

my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! i am with Dids on this one, any man who enjoys anal play is a gayer.

 

I have never hit a woman in my life but I've never been closer than that. I threw the fat bitch out there and then... stark naked and no money for a taxi (I did throw her some clothes out.)

 

It was fuckin rape!!

 

BANG OUT OF ORDER!!

THATS YOUR OWN FAULT FOR TAKEING A FAT CUNT BACK

 

everyone to their own though

I like a bit of meat on a woman.

 

but not a bud bottle up my arse

Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but..

 

my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! i am with Dids on this one, any man who enjoys anal play is a gayer.

 

I have never hit a woman in my life but I've never been closer than that. I threw the fat bitch out there and then... stark naked and no money for a taxi (I did throw her some clothes out.)

 

It was fuckin rape!!

 

BANG OUT OF ORDER!!

 

 

everyone to their own though

 

 

It could have been worse, she could have used a can

You might be gay, so no offence, but that's gay 100%

It's not gay if it's a woman that's doing it... Jeez man, have you ever even kissed been within 20 yards of a girl?