no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Everybody, lighten up, and do the "Jocky Wilson" move! Step up to the oche, throw your imaginary arrers, whilst sticking your tongue out, like you are giving it 100% of your undivided attention! You say that like you've had sexual intercourse.
Sweep Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Any man insisting on using the rear entrance shouldn't be surprised if the said slag gives him some of his own medicine so to speak. If a girl is receptive to that kind of intrusion, does it make her a slag?
Smiffs Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. I dunno, there's some cracking Fred West and Jo Fritz jokes knocking about
no balls Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If a girl is receptive to that kind of intrusion, does it make her a slag? I was using the sort of street language LW seems to think of ladies as.
Peter North Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 You say that like you've had sexual intercourse. Only with Darts players!
barryk32 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 If you want to talk about peadophilia with Cheese then be my guest, It's not even humouress, it's the lowest of conversations. Diddles, Diddles, Diddles. I'm not being funny but didn't you on another forum discuss an ex girlfriend? If I remember rightly wasn't she under age? If I'm wrong I apologise, if I'm not you have some front
Carlos Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I've got 2 songs in my head at this point, Bud Will Tear You Apart Again and Shut Your Fucking Face Uncle Fucker.
Bigtoe Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Bud Will Tear You Apart Again Is that the cover by the Budhole Surfers?
Guest Frandsen08 Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 fuckin hell these last 4 pages aint half made me fucking laugh!!!
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it.
Breightmet Boy Posted June 9, 2011 Author Posted June 9, 2011 I'm a bit worried about having my Gary intruded just incase her finger comes out covered in cake, passion killer if you ask me. After reading through this thread though I've decided to let the next wench probe it with her finger it if she likes, nothing ventured nothing gained I suppose :-)
Winchester White Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. No surprise given the circumstances of your first experience! All I am going to say is, a broad mind can bestow great pleasure; that applies to everyday life to be honest, not just sexual devience...
Gonk Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie?
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie? If it's a post op tranny then it is a totally sick thing to do, but if you are that way inclined live and let live. If he/she hasn't had the chop yet then it is being bummed by a man... gay as gay could be, no matter how much they look like a tart
Gonk Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 What if she is pre op but does you with a strap on . Where do we stand on that?
Guest Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 presumably satan has tried it with a bottle of chili sauce
fatolive Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 Right,I've never told anyone about this... it's not something I am proud of but.. my ringpiece has been abused by an ex. (not my wife) I once woke up from a drunken stupor to find her backscuttling me with a bud bottle. I was not at all happy... my arse is out of bounds to anyone!!! i am with Dids on this one, any man who enjoys anal play is a gayer. I have never hit a woman in my life but I've never been closer than that. I threw the fat bitch out there and then... stark naked and no money for a taxi (I did throw her some clothes out.) It was fuckin rape!! BANG OUT OF ORDER!! everyone to their own though maybe, or maybe she was just to lazy to go downstairs and get the opener
jazza Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 maybe, or maybe she was just to lazy to go downstairs and get the opener :rofl:
little whitt Posted June 9, 2011 Posted June 9, 2011 I've not touched a bottle of Bud since my rectal invasion. makes my stomach turn even thinking about it. BUD THE KING OF BEERS AND ARSEHOLES
Cheese Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) This is probably the most productive thing I've ever done on a computer: Edited June 10, 2011 by Cheese
Peter North Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 You can just imagine Sid Waddell saying "The atmosphere here is tense at the World Rimming Championships"!
Breightmet Boy Posted June 10, 2011 Author Posted June 10, 2011 Back to the arse action and its level of gayness. What if its done by a good looking, convincing tranny? Where does the collected wisdom of this board lie? I've just fired off my Thai Bride, I got well pissed off with her leaving the toilet seat up
Mike Hunt Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 I've just fired off my Thai Bride, I got well pissed off with her leaving the toilet seat up I went for a Thai massge last night - the masseur was fit and all I kept thinking was "don't get a hard on.......don't get a hard on" but she did Coats on
anewman Posted June 11, 2011 Posted June 11, 2011 If a ladyboy puts his/her cock up your arse is that classed as gay? And diddle, you're walking on thin fuckin ice my pedigree chum
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