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Vermin.

Why anyone watches those "people" and tries to call it entertainment, I do not know.

They tend to have nice busters as a rule though, to be fair.

They tend to have nice busters as a rule though, to be fair.

 

No, they tend to be big and flabby. Not nice big ones in this case.

 

As for the "brawl" there's only one real man there: picture 6: no top on.

Proper men take their tops off to fight in public, apparently. We've all seen it.

They went to a wedding dressed like that?

They went to a wedding dressed like that?

 

 

Aye, at least the scouse bride wasn't there in her white shell suit

Always been a life ambition of mine to fuck a gypo bird, why I don't know.

 

They'll just be completely appalling I think.

Edited June 13, 201115 yr by bwfcryan86

I was walking through town at lunchtime today, off to Greenhalghs for a soup. Some young chavvy lads walked past and I overheard thier conversation, they were looking for some girl, conversation went;

 

"do you remmeber what she looks like"

"no"

"always remember thier face, that's what I do when I'm fighting, remember thier face for next time"

 

I actually started laughing, looked like they couldn't fight thier way out of a paper bag - about 4 stone wet through.....

Always been a life ambition of mine to fuck a gypo bird, why I don't know.

 

They'll just be completely appalling I think.

 

What I dont get is this.

 

They look like fucking dirty cocksluts but would have you believe they are dedicted wimmin of the caravan with only one lasting love, or else they'd get chopped up in some scrap yard or sommat.

 

I cant beleive they dont get more than one cock in their lives.

 

How would you know it was good bad or indifferent?

 

Its like eating baked beans for a lifetime without realising you could have them on toast, or fuck it off althogether and go for a fillet steak.

their clouts will be like a sardine tin in a heatwave... they don't have proper washing facilities and even if they did wouldn't know the meaning of hygene. They dump all sorts of sanitary shite all over the roadsides so how are they going to look after themselves in any kind of self respecting way

 

dirty bastards

their clouts will be like a sardine tin in a heatwave... they don't have proper washing facilities and even if they did wouldn't know the meaning of hygene. They dump all sorts of sanitary shite all over the roadsides so how are they going to look after themselves in any kind of self respecting way

 

dirty bastards

 

You need to work on your chat-up technique a little. That might work in Dumfries, but not in England.

You need to work on your chat-up technique a little. That might work in Dumfries, but not in England.

 

 

perhaps... maybe that's why I'm all on my own.

 

but clean

perhaps... maybe that's why I'm all on my own.

 

but clean

 

'Eyup love, before I buy you a drink and start chatting you up, have you got a snatch like a tin of sardnes in a heatwave?'

 

I like it.

 

I bet it has a 75% success rate.

'Eyup love, before I buy you a drink and start chatting you up, have you got a snatch like a tin of sardnes in a heatwave?'

 

I like it.

 

I bet it has a 75% success rate.

 

I am now going to bed laughing my bollocks off

What I can't understand is why they arrested the photographer.

Surely his pics could be used as evidence against the pikey scum!

Always been a life ambition of mine to fuck a gypo bird, why I don't know.

 

They'll just be completely appalling I think.

 

As far as the "danger of being caught" factor goes, I'd imagine fucking a gypo in her marital caravan bed would be classed as pretty extreme.

 

Ultimate respect to anyone who's ever done that... and survived.

As far as the "danger of being caught" factor goes, I'd imagine fucking a gypo in her marital caravan bed would be classed as pretty extreme.

 

Ultimate respect to anyone who's ever done that... and survived.

 

 

how about fucking her up the arse in the cab of her fellas transit van whilst he's out tarmacing some poor old ladies driveway, then wiping your cock on his muscle vest?

how about fucking her up the arse in the cab of her fellas transit van whilst he's out tarmacing some poor old ladies driveway, then wiping your cock on his muscle vest?

 

 

I reckon you could do with Jesus in your life too.

Vermin.

Why anyone watches those "people" and tries to call it entertainment, I do not know.

 

 

correct

No, they tend to be big and flabby. Not nice big ones in this case.

 

As for the "brawl" there's only one real man there: picture 6: no top on.

Proper men take their tops off to fight in public, apparently. We've all seen it.

 

Wrong Traff. Without sounding patronising, clever men take their top off in public if they know there is an imminent fight!Reason being(this is coming from someone who has never had a fight in public,but a few in a ring)is that if you have your top pulled over your head scuffling mid fight there's two make that 3 things that can happen. 1. You'd be unable to see, which will put you in a world of shit. 2. It will restrict your movement, which will put you in a world of shit. 3. Which will maybe be the worst of all is a good cotton t-shirt is a hell of a strangling tool, then it really could be lights out, and you'd be in a world of shit. It would be a street fighters dream to come up against someone with a hoodied top, you could have it over there head in a second then proceed to beat the living shit out of him cause he can't pull his head away! Still salt of the earth them Gypos!!

Edited June 14, 201115 yr by Churchill

No, mate: you're wrong, because you've over analysed the situation.

 

Pissheads decide it's big & hard to take their tops off to show how hard they are. There's no actual thinking/logic behind the action.

You didn't mention pissheads though, you mentioned the picture above. Gypos being possibly the best street fighters about are far from daft, well one of them isn't! Pissheads do it because it makes them feel as though the other person will be scared, streetfighters do it because they don't want to be caught in the situation ive just explained! It's the same theory with someone with long hair, if you have their hair and pulling down their head it's going to be like a homing pigeon to an uppercut and they can do nothing about it! Im talking from people that know, it's no coincedence that most MMA,Streetfighters,Martial Art tutors,bloody rum buggers have no/short hair. It's one of the first rules of self defence,after run away and don't even get involved even if you know you would 99% kick ten shades out of the person, if they have a hood/t-shirt/hair grab it at the earliest oppotunity! Hence why im a fast runner and havn't got a street fight to my name! I avoid confontation at all costs, because it's the 5ft nothing 8 stone wet through spunkbubble who will have a knife, then it's you in the world of shit! HTH!

Gypos being possibly the best street fighters about are far from daft, well one of them isn't!

 

I think the correct phrase is "daft right road round".

You didn't mention pissheads though, you mentioned the picture above. Gypos being possibly the best street fighters about are far from daft, well one of them isn't! Pissheads do it because it makes them feel as though the other person will be scared, streetfighters do it because they don't want to be caught in the situation ive just explained! It's the same theory with someone with long hair, if you have their hair and pulling down their head it's going to be like a homing pigeon to an uppercut and they can do nothing about it! Im talking from people that know, it's no coincedence that most MMA,Streetfighters,Martial Art tutors,bloody rum buggers have no/short hair. It's one of the first rules of self defence,after run away and don't even get involved even if you know you would 99% kick ten shades out of the person, if they have a hood/t-shirt/hair grab it at the earliest oppotunity! Hence why im a fast runner and havn't got a street fight to my name! I avoid confontation at all costs, because it's the 5ft nothing 8 stone wet through spunkbubble who will have a knife, then it's you in the world of shit! HTH!

 

Is there a computer game Streetfighting Manager 11?

Is there a computer game Streetfighting Manager 11?

Very good

 

If there is, DD or Frank Spencer will be on in a minute telling us who to sign