Just read Whittys post about it in the sharp cutter thread.

 

Never actually done it, and call me a bit of a prude, I dont think I would do either. There's bizz up there for fucks sake.

 

Thoughts and opinions please.

tears down my face

 

classic wways

If you're curious about it, let a dog do it to you. Smear a bit of Pedigree Chum on your ring or something. The dog can't tell anyone, and you'll know whether you're into it or not. Post results here please.

 

"ring or something......Jez!

Spike some food with a strong tranquiliser.

 

Thats wrong.

A bit of advice for anyone planning to experiment rimming with a dog or cat (or any other species for that matter) - take EVERY precaution possible to ensure you don't get caught. Your life would be completely ruined.

 

Seriously, triple-check all the locks, meticulously search the area for hidden cameras (however unlikely it is), use drawing pins and duct tape to secure the curtains to the walls around the windows, do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to ensure absolute guaranteed privacy. I'd hate to read about one of you in the Bolton News having topped yourself due to the unbearable shame and embarrasment.

Edited September 7, 201114 yr by Cheese

A bit of advice for anyone planning to experiment rimming with a dog or cat (or any other species for that matter) - take EVERY precaution possible to ensure you don't get caught. Your life would be completely ruined.

 

Seriously, triple-check all the locks, meticulously search the area for hidden cameras (however unlikely it is), use drawing pins and duct tape to secure the curtains to the walls around the windows, do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to ensure absolute guaranteed privacy. I'd hate to read about one of you in the Bolton News having topped yourself due to the unbearable shame and embarrasment.

 

I expected this warning from someone else really.

I've been rimmed and I've rimmed.

 

Got a lot of time for both forms.

 

I love Massive thumbs up me

69 it whilst it's licking your arse

 

But can I suggest using carnation milk and a cat instead, their tongues are much rougher and it feels 100 times better

A good point, I think somebody in the village breeds Manx cats, which I would imagine will be great as there is no pesky tail getting in the way. I'll bob up there later on and have a look

A bit of advice for anyone planning to experiment rimming with a dog or cat (or any other species for that matter) - take EVERY precaution possible to ensure you don't get caught. Your life would be completely ruined.

 

Seriously, triple-check all the locks, meticulously search the area for hidden cameras (however unlikely it is), use drawing pins and duct tape to secure the curtains to the walls around the windows, do EVERYTHING POSSIBLE to ensure absolute guaranteed privacy. I'd hate to read about one of you in the Bolton News having topped yourself due to the unbearable shame and embarrasment.

 

Sounds like you've nearly been caught with your tongue bunged up a Rotties botty.

A good point, I think somebody in the village breeds Manx cats, which I would imagine will be great as there is no pesky tail getting in the way. I'll bob up there later on and have a look

 

cats' tails tend to point upwards anyway so this shouldn't be an issue. In fact, having a tail is probaly an advantage as it's something to hold on to and use as a sort of handle.

Where's Swanny when you need him.

cats' tails tend to point upwards anyway so this shouldn't be an issue. In fact, having a tail is probaly an advantage as it's something to hold on to and use as a sort of handle.

 

You've given this quite a bit of thought haven't you Daz?

Be careful out there with your pets, you don't want to end up like this :

 

http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

You've given this quite a bit of thought haven't you Daz?

 

I can safely say it had never crossed my mind. It was CWP's mention of manx cats that got me a thinking. Looking back though, I can see your point.

Be careful out there with your pets, you don't want to end up like this :

 

http://www.thejournal.ie/woman-died-from-allergic-reaction-to-sex-with-dog-172620-Jul2011/

 

"A man has appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four"

 

Ordered ???

 

 

"Sit"

"Fetch"

"Down"

"Leave"

"Fuck that woman"

So, is bumming not allowed in Ireland then?

So, is bumming not allowed in Ireland then?

 

Only by men of the cloth.

You'd need a cloth after that.

Cheese scares me a little so no I wouldn't let him within 100 yards of my little bundle of joy.

Or the dog.

Or the dog.

 

Oh fuck, you've done it now! Run away, quick!

I think we'd all like to know what the future holds for anyone who manages to have their custard encouraged skywards by the desperate anal lapping of the family pet.

 

It tends to follow that such activities are repeated.

 

Anyone who is successfully fellated needs to report back.

 

 

I id have a thought about the triallist using those little dry dog food biscuits as a sort of beaded peripheral to this, but that may be a seperate thread altogether.

Irrespective of your view, you can't watch a Belladonna lesbian flick - which will contain loads of rimming - and not be profoundly moved. I'm thinking of sending one in to be covered on Newsnight Review.

Irrespective of your view, you can't watch a Belladonna lesbian flick - which will contain loads of rimming - and not be profoundly moved. I'm thinking of sending one in to be covered on Newsnight Review.

 

There's one or two involving her that have moved me to thick tears of joy.

I am on the stand at a trade exhibition in Sydney. I am alternating between a mild titter and a 'tears streaming down my face' guffaw. People are looking at me strangely but how could I explain this?

 

You sick fookers

You know when a dog has an itchy arse and drags it along the carpet, do you reckon this can be trained into them with a hand signal, you know, so its a bit cleaner for when you start?

Mine gets her bottom shaved every 4 weeks at the parlour.

Not that I'm pimping her out or anything.