Signed a new improved contract!! Great news

 

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/transfer-news/EXCLUSIVE-Steve-Kean-signs-new-improved-Blackburn-deal-as-Venkys-put-money-where-mouth-is-article828841.html

it's an excellent story....utter bullshit, but excellent none the less.

 

Indeed.

 

There we all were, thinking Kean was a clueless, jock, slaphead, but in actual fact he's a criminal mastermind.

 

Quality.

comical

BLOCK CAPITALS lend it extra kudos

Been sent this by a Rovers fan - a crazy story, time to call in bullshitman!!

 

ROVERS THE TRUTH

 

I am very well connected with BRFC and have sat on this info for long enough..you want to know whats going on at Ewood..here it is.

 

Steve KEAN (Minor 2nd team coach) is connected to a number of pretty serious Glasgow criminals who had a vast amount of money which required laundering. (2-3million)

 

As an employee of the club KEAN was aware that ROVERS had been for sale for quite some time with very little serious interest from anyone, he knew the price and the money which would be required to purchase it. He approached his Management Company KETARO (owned by ANDERSON) and put to him a business plan for the purchase of the club, this plan would give ANDERSON unofficial control of the club and enable him to 'legally' perform the sort of transaction with existing and future players on his books that got West Ham into trouble with the TEVEZ / MASSCARNO saga. (the buying and selling of players being the only way to make money from a Premier League club)

 

The consortium that KEAN suggested involved himself (representing the the gangster money) being a shareholder and part owner in the little scheme, KENTRO unable to purchase a Premier League club to to league conflict rules, scouted around emerging markets (India / China / Brazil) for a company to come in as the official new 'owners' capable of satisfying the fit and proper test laid down by the league. VENKYS loved the idea as they were keen to attack the European market and expand beyond India. The cost to VENKYS for taking part in the venture was half the purchase price of 43million. (This 20 million was set aside anyway for marketing costs in breaking into the European market so net coast to VENKYS being NIL) The remainder of the cost was met by ANDERSON and a number of others in his syndicate (including KEAN) The scheme was sold to all involve as being 'win win' as the purchase price was assured of being returned to all members of the syndicate by TV money and in worst case relegation parachute payment which totaled coincidentally approx 43 million)

 

KEAN had one condition for his involvement, the removal of BIG SAM and his promotion to Club Manager. The removal of the established management infrastructure was essential in helping the group keep the deal secret, hence JOHN W and the rest were thanked for their services and shown the door. The recent mortgage in Aug 2011 for 43million is assured against the TV money for this year and any subsequent parachute payment from relegation whether that come this year or in the future. This money has been returned to all members of the syndicate to cover their initial stake (hence the secrecy), thus any money made from here on in by way of transfers, TV money, sale of the club being total profit to the group. The Indians are basically passengers on this train and as now they have their money back they are totally uninterested in the future of the club, for them it remains what it always has been, a marketing tool. ANDERSON is keen to continue to use the club as a feeder for his younger less established players, he makes money by legitamatly charging massively inflated agent fees for all players coming in and out, and in the event of a player making a big breakthrough gains millions for the syndicate in the sell on fee. KEAN..well he's just living the dream, he would never have made a Premier League manager as long as he lived, the best he could aspire to was being someones No 2 and that dream was 5-10years away. The new deal recently signed by KEAN is in recognition and reward from all concerned as the others have all done very well out of the deal to date (he obviously had to be rewarded as well) He is the Manager and he's going nowhere, not because he's un-sackable but because he's delivered what he said and not withstanding HE OWNS PART OF THE CLUB. (albeit via his gangster friends in Glasgow) All of his little trips to INDIA are not about him answering to the INDIANS is about him telling them what to do, when to speak and what to say, all stuff that needs to be said in person at risk of emails or phone calls being recorded. The whole thing would take a financial investigator years to uncover and is more or less impossible to trace as the paper trail all runs though VENKYS in INDIA. They have the club pretty much sawn up. The recent interest from the Middle East is of no interest to the syndicate as they only stand to gain a little over what they paid, the rewards from keeping the club are much more to them than that..If this deal ever came out..people will be going to jail..so don't expect it to anytime soon..Oh what fun to be a Rovers fan.?

 

Wow that must be true he used capitals throughout to emphasise his point.

 

It makes a lot of sense when you think about it, some bloke (KEAN) knows some dodgy blokes who need to launder ?2M they do this by spending ?40M to buy a football club.

 

Now I am not a criminal mastermind, but I do have a calculater and it seems that ?40M is more than ?2M so I think they are about ?38M down on the deal, although if Venkys as part of the 'Marketing campagin' have paid have it is slightly less bizarre.

 

I would love to see the Venkys makreting department sat there with nothing to do becuase their ?20M marketing budget has been spenf on buying a

football club.

 

The syndicate who bought the club is of no interest as it only offers slightly more than they paid for it, but if they were laundering money in the first place this would be perfect as the money from the sale would be clean and they would make a profit.

The whole thing would take a financial investigator years to uncover and is more or less impossible to trace as the paper trail all runs though VENKYS in INDIA.

 

 

 

However this tit has managed to do so from the comfort of his bedroom.

God bless the internet.

Haha!! Quality investigation.

 

I'll tell you what has just amused me a minute ago on talksport was Colin Todd talking bwfc and having a pop at "Simon Gartside" and "Brett Warberrton" for ousting him.

However this tit has managed to do so from the comfort of his bedroom.

 

... where surely he'll have to remain in hiding for the rest of his natural life. After all, he's just outed "some pretty serious Glasgow criminals".

The local council are now getting involved to try and sort the problems out at t'rovers!! You just couldn't make it up.

 

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/blackburn/9392826.Blackburn_Rovers_owners_invited_for_urgent_talks_with_council_leader/

He basically said today they didnt want win the cup quarter final

 

Why im starting to get disullioned with it. teams get to a quarter final and are giving up due to being scared of going down. Shite

The local council are now getting involved to try and sort the problems out at t'rovers!! You just couldn't make it up.

 

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/blackburn/9392826.Blackburn_Rovers_owners_invited_for_urgent_talks_with_council_leader/

 

So basically, this woman:

 

 

has called for a meeting with this woman:

 

 

 

so they can discuss the problems at Blackburn Rovers Football Club.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :: ::

He basically said today they didnt want win the cup quarter final

 

Why im starting to get disullioned with it. teams get to a quarter final and are giving up due to being scared of going down. Shite

 

This has been happening for years

This has been happening for years

 

I wonder if Birmingham's fans would have fucked off the Carling Cup win for Premiership status.

I wonder if Birmingham's fans would have fucked off the Carling Cup win for Premiership status.

 

The classic debate.

 

My take - looking at it as two single events in the same season, you take staying up. However, clubs like Birmingham and ourselves and probably 12-13 in the prem will always go down at some point hence i wouldnt mind winning a trophy before we go down considering its been 50 odd years. Day out you'll never forget etc. At the end of day football, as a supporter (maybe not for chairman and people who run clubs) is about winning trophys

Fella on the radio last night, 3 out of the 4 Arsenal fans he knew would rather finish 4th, than finish 5th AND win the FA Cup, League Cup AND Europa league!!!!!!

Fella on the radio last night, 3 out of the 4 Arsenal fans he knew would rather finish 4th, than finish 5th AND win the FA Cup, League Cup AND Europa league!!!!!!

 

Unbelievable

Fella on the radio last night, 3 out of the 4 Arsenal fans he knew would rather finish 4th, than finish 5th AND win the FA Cup, League Cup AND Europa league!!!!!!

 

MUST be true then!!!

Edited December 1, 201114 yr by Cheese